Everyone’s All “what If Instead Of House Md It Was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Md” But Then No One

everyone’s all “what if instead of house md it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 md” but then no one wants to talk about the watersports episode. or the musk episode featuring A Montage of house getting all hot and sweaty during a run while “feel good” plays in the background. all the medical play. the drug dosing — house getting drugged and waking up in wilson’s car vs wilson getting drugged and waking up without any pants. cane as a phallic symbol. literal rimming mention in broad daylight. all the whump episodes via house getting the shit beat out of him. when a patient made him believe she was doing wild kink shit with a donkey. all the freudian implications of house’s car during (spoiler). “who came running to mommy?” “daddy needs a drink.” this is already freak md, all we’re missing is his literal cock and balls on screen.

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house md text when is it my turn malpractice md i love this show so much i know there’s more this sexes me that was all literally off the top of my head we shall never know hunger there will always be some weird shit going on whoever wants the list of eps lemme know I’ll put it in the comments

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