Lesbians… They Are Like Cowboys To Me, You Must Understand. Maybe Not Quite Heroes, But Trailblazing

Lesbians… they are like cowboys to me, you must understand. Maybe not quite heroes, but trailblazing in the same way an outlaw or sheriff would make his life in an old western. They’re mythological. Like pirates, knights, or ESPECIALLY cowboys. I could never be a cowboy; it’s just not practical in a way that suits my lifestyle. But I admire them so. Do you understand? You must understand.

I want to watch a western movie but everyone is lesbian

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Left: A full-body drawing of a younger Fiddleford wearing Harry Dubois' outfit from Disco Elysium (a green blazer, mustard yellow bellbottoms, a garish tie, snakeskin shoes, and muttonchops). He is not wearing his glasses, and a note next to him says "his ass is not seeing."
Top right: College-age Ford grimly holds up a beard trimmer. Fiddleford, back in his normal college clothes but still sporting the muttonchops, asks "Is that a no on the 'chops?"
Bottom right: Post-canon Fiddleford, playing Disco Elysium on his desktop computer and looking distressed, grips his beard in both hands and says "Ooh, it's just like my life!" After thinking about it for a second, he leans back in his chair with a pensive expression and says "...in a way."

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That’s all for tonight, and remember!!

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