Guys Can Someone Be My Friend. I Fear I’m A Lonely Little Loser Who Can’t Go Outside Alone Due To

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

all these arguments about the new harry potter casting but all i can think is that every person involved in the series has willingly signed up to work with such an outspoken transphobe

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

twelve years of it, in azkaban.

Every time someone writes The Marauders as morally gray characters I start kissing them on the mouth with an unseen passion

When James and Lily go on their first date, Lily doesn't quite understand why James is absolutely livid that a stray dog is following them around Hogsmeade.

Sirius: I want to be able to just teleport to wherever I want to go

Remus: We do have spells for that, you realize

Sirius: Yeah, but that's too much work. I just want to instantly go to exactly where I want to be without having to do anything

Remus: You literally just have to take your wand out-

Sirius: Too much work.

just realized harry never got to say "eww" everytime he saw James and Lily kiss and this information is killing me.

the eyes, they never lie