Can’t Stop Picturing Lester Doing CPR While Yelling-singing Stayin’ Alive

Can’t stop picturing Lester doing CPR while yelling-singing Stayin’ Alive

Not in an angsty way, just in a stupid funny way

Like he’s just sitting there doing this while the Arrow of Dodona is in his ears going “THOU HAST MISTIMED THE BEAT OF THY SONG! SHALL I AWAKEN THE SPOTIFY FOR THEE?”

Meg’s just in the background dancing, then Lester’s voice cracks and she falls over laughing

Kayla walks in dragging Will with her

Will takes one look and goes “Dad, he literally doesn’t need CPR, you’re just gonna break his ribs for no reason”

He stops.

They never speak of it again.

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4 months ago

Michael Yew is one of my favourite minor characters in pjo because the Apollo cabin is portrayed as all smiles and easygoing campers, and then you have this ratty faced, scrappy little 4’6 guy, with a temper to rival Clarisse La Rue, a devil may care attitude towards the titan war, he laughs in the face of death, and he just got put in charge as head councillor of cabin 7


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2 months ago

Tf you mean he still dreams of Ty Blackthorn and NOT in a fun sexy times way, but actually in a "he haunts my every sleeping thought and I fear he's gone somewhere I can't reach - and if I do reach that place, I don't think I'll like what I find" type of way

My boy needs to lock in. For the sake of everyone, this traumatized twink behavior can't go on much longer

We're only on Chapter Fucking 2, for Christ's sake


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8 months ago

have a random need and urge to expand on the difference (in loving terms) between being hugged and being held.

like, to be hugged is a mutual sort of 'I love you', a small or big gesture that implicates a need to be close or have some form of physical contact. it can have different levels of love, whether it's a thing you do with your friends or something that you do with a person you love deeply and romantically, it can mean a lot of things.

for some people, it's a simple gesture that can happen in everyday life, and you don't even think about it.

for others, it's a huge thing, something that you only do with people you really mean it with. it's something that eases you and makes you feel good, like kisses (which I might have to get into another time lol)

but being held is a very different thing, and I've been thinking about it quite a lot recently.

to be held can be a one sided thing, unlike hugs, which are normally two sided, and it's can come off as more than a need for physical contact, it's a need to be loved.

being held is, in my view, also a lot more romantic, or at the very least something you only do with someone you trust a hell of a lot. it's more of a 'letting someone else take care of you' sort of thing, where you've gone back to basic needs and you just need to know you're loved. to hold someone is to protect them or comfort them, less of a simple loving gesture, more of a I've got you.

don't get me wrong, it is one hundred percent something you'd do with someone you love, but if you hold someone it can be a way of showing you love them, less of just showing each other love. like, something that you use to comfort someone and reasurre them that they are loved, something that you might know about yourself, but maybe they're not so sure, which is a whole other page of shit to explain, but yeah.

just, interesting, I think. small gestures that can mean so much to some people, and nothing to others.


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3 months ago

Yes!! We're on the map y'all!!! <333

Top 100 PJO Ships

As of 02/19/2025.

These are only for romantic pairings, not platonic, and only counts numbers from AO3.

Top 100 PJO Ships

Annabeth/Percy - 16,900

 Nico/Will - 14,448

Jason/Piper - 4,018

Nico/Percy - 3,766

Hazel/Frank - 3,764

Jason/Percy - 1,970

Calypso/Leo - 1,732

Jason/Leo - 1,714

Nico/Jason - 1,548

Apollo/Percy - 1,468

Annabeth/Piper - 1,096

Luke/Percy - 1,051

Magnus/Alex - 1,037

Paul/Sally - 1,006

Nico/Leo - 845

Thalia/Reyna - 750

Sally/Poseidon - 542

Clarisse/Chris - 541

Silena/Charles - 537

Katie/Travis - 452

Blitzen/Hearthstone - 439

Juniper/Grover - 438

Jason/Reyna - 426

Hades/Persephone - 424

Piper/Shel - 413

Amphitrite/Poseidon - 386

Luke/Thalia - 377

Rachel/Percy - 364

Silena/Clarisse - 312

Annabeth/Reyna - 294

Piper/Reyna - 294

Hazel/Leo/Frank - 291

Artemis/Percy - 281

Nico/Jason/Percy - 248

Luke/Annabeth - 243

Hera/Zeus - 238

Piper/Leo - 217

Leo/Frank - 202

Thalia/Percy - 190

Percy/Leo - 172

Percy/Piper - 170

Percy/Reyna - 170

Percy/Will - 167

Apollo/Hyacinthus - 166

Percy/Poseidon - 148

Calypso/Percy - 147

Hermes/Percy - 144

Mitchell/Connor - 140

Annabeth/Nico/Percy - 139

Percy/Zeus - 134

Percy/Zoë - 134

Carter/Zia - 127

Ares/Percy - 120

Aphrodite/Ares - 119

Annabeth/Jason - 108

Maria/Hades - 108

Malcolm/Connor - 106

Artemis/Zoë - 105

Jason/Piper/Leo - 104

Luke/Ethan - 102

Anubis/Sadie/Walt - 99

Rachel/Reyna - 94

Dionysus/Percy - 91

Hazel/Leo - 91

Hades/Percy - 89

Aphrodite/Percy - 85

Percy/Octavian - 82

Annabeth/Connor - 81

Athena/Percy - 81

Sally/Gabe - 80

Annabeth/Rachel - 79

Lou Ellen/Cecil - 78

Bianca/Thalia - 77

Percy/Clarisse - 77

Percy/Grover - 76

Annabeth/Thalia - 73

Ella/Tyson - 71

Percy/Kronos - 69

Percy/Triton - 69

Bianca/Percy - 67

Reyna/Leo - 67

Jake/Will - 66

Hestia/Percy - 65

Apollo/Commodus - 63 

Jason/Will - 62

Nico/Percy/Will - 62

May/Hermes - 59

Percy/Ethan - 59

Ariadne/Dionysus - 57

Will/Leo - 57

Aphrodite/Hephaestus - 56

Annabeth/Piper/Reyna - 53

Hazel/Piper - 53

Anubis/Sadie - 52

Luke/Octavian - 52

Nico/Thalia - 51

Amphitrite/Sally/Poseidon - 50

Jake/Michael - 49  

Apollo/Naomi - 48

Rachel/Octavian - 47

2022 (the first year I did this. numbers are almost definitely wrong.)

2023 (the second year I did this. numbers are probably right.)

2024 (the third year I did this. doesn't include TKC or MCGA ships.)

More stats will be available in the reblogs.


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6 months ago

thanks! <333

Last song listened to: Phobia by Nothing but Thieves

Favourite colour: Light blue

Last book: Lady midnight by Cassandra Clare

Last movie: Lord of the rings the twin towers? I think?

Last TV show: Fuck knows, I don't watch TV in general :D

sweet/spicy/savoury: Sweet all the way. my spice tolerance is negative 6

Last google: 'dwarf mongoose'

my friend said i gave off that vibe okay, I had to search it 😭

they r quite cute btw, it is not a wasted search :)

Relationship status: single :(

Obsessions: oh boy here we go:

Masonyew. cabin seven. Michael Yew in general. my six wips that are equally unfinished but I have so many thoughts about them taking up space in my head. Lee Fletcher. leeluke actually, I may be a Lee/Castor shipper but leeluke is quite appealing too. kit/Ty from the Shadowhunters universe. my own actual novels that I'm writing that are nowhere near finishing but hey at least I'm trying to do something with my life 🤷🏻‍♀️

it's a miracle I'm still living a functioning life and managing to study for my GCSE's with all this crap in my head fml

Looking forwards to: tbh I just want to sleep in tmmr and bake some Christmas themed shit. other than that, seeing my grandparents at Christmas :)

Tags: @bowsinhair @the1astolympian @fel1ra no pressure!

plus anyone else who wants to join :D

Ten People I'd Like to Know Tag: tagged by @retradwife ᓚ₍⑅^..^₎♡

Last song: bambi by aziya...

Favorite color: refused to have one since i watched ex machina

Last book: Backup and Recovery: Inexpensive Backup Solutions for Open Systems

Last movie: ...fight club for the millionth time

Last TV show: the first few episodes of how to get away with murder a month or so ago

Sweet/spicy/savory: savory

Relationship status: forever alone

Last thing I Googled: norway prison food (i'm so fucking jealous)

Current obsession(s): true crime and tumblr girls and being normal

Looking forward to: being an aunt :p

Tagging: @irkutskmmaniacs @bbbbasenji @rh1nest0neluvvsu @eloras-account @dread-and-despair-dyke @rivetsiege @bethelgirl @au-hemeanssomething @anthraxoddity @harvonite and anyone else i've ever interacted with ever


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8 months ago

currently sat in school and considering all my options in this au that I want to post (despite not even having finished my current one) and I've just realised how unbelievably fucked I am for school these next 2 years, because honestly all I can think about is fanfiction and other shit and it's actually taking over my life.

...

how do people multitask work and fanfiction? is there a magic spell that solves my problems and lets me write or do I have to live with this split personality for the rest of my life? 😭😭😭

I don't even know where this is going just #theproblemsoflife


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8 months ago

Hello please reblog this if you're okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

8 months ago

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE INFORM ME OF THE SHIP NAME FOR KAYLA KNOWLES / NYSSA BARRERA??

Do they have one?

Do I need to make one?

Kayssa?

Someone inform me please, if I need to make a name I will 😭


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4 months ago

kit's late night google search history

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4 months ago

Okay- can you imagine au where Michael technically died in a more normal "died for a second but brought back" kinda of way?

Then you get Leo who actually full on brings himself back with non traditional method

And now poor Jake is having a crisis why also having to deal with both his brother and boyfriend who can and will make jokes about their death.

"Man. This almost as bad as the time I died."

"No kidding"

"Guys please we talked about this-"

"Do you ever think about the fact we died in opposite directions? Like you were swept down and I blew up?"

"Wasn't until now. Thanks for that i guess."

"Leo. Why? Just why?"

"Michael. You can't just tell someone to jump off a bridge as a joke."

"I've fell off a bridge before. They'll be fine."

"You died."

"It didn't stick though, did it?"


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