Hc: Logan Headbutts People In Appreciation. He’s Short, So It Doesn’t Hurt Too Bad. Just,

Inconceivably cruel hearted to make me exist outside of a warm comfortable bed tbh

i caved and gave him a tail :o)

reposting from old blog: Evil Xavier AU

i have the best/worst fanfic ideas I just read a summary about the x men, and Xavier sounds like a dick lol. That would be fun to play with. Have a moment, where Wolverine gets shot in the head.

Piercing white noise. Old fear of forgetting oh god oh god fuck no- Logan Wakes up to Xavier over him, talking to him. But he…remembers something. Fragments, memories, feelings. Xavier is manipulative. He is cruel. He is calculating. Someone's changed his memories. Someone's been in his head. So, in a moment of panicked fear, Wolverine slashes at Xavier.

Xavier falls to the ground, shaken, holding his hand to his chest, pulling away to see the blood gushing out. He screams for help and everyone starts attacking him.

But Wolverine doesn't care. So he attacks Xavier again, quickly and

Logan

snaps

his

neck.

He dies so many times that night.

roy and ed letting the other one talk to them as an equal is, from the outside, virtually indistinguishable from a kindergarten teacher allowing one of their wards to pretend to teach them about dolphins

”I’m gay” “I’m bisexual” yeah well I’m the saviour of the broken the beaten and the damned

he's just like me fr

I love touch starved characters 💕💕

anyway a big trope in Mandalorian/Clone Wars fanfic is how touch starved you can get if you wear a full suit of armor + helmet all the time, even if you're getting fist bumps and shoulder knocks on a regular basis. which is to say, there's a lot of Batfamily members who might wear a full body suit and helmet (Jason) but still wear normal clothes when they're "off duty" -- and there's characters who absolutely don't. looking at YOU, Bruce Wayne, who wears head to toe armor with only the lower half of your face exposed, and when you take that suit off, you trade it for -- get this -- turtlenecks, full length slacks, and sunglasses. you think that man is getting any kind of skin-to-skin platonic contact? does anyone actually touch him outside of maybe the occasional romantic entanglement or torture session?

Going through the pile of books to go to charity shops and there’s this amazing kids history one that’s literally like

Give your friend a neolithic burial

Ever notice that there is a weird deification of male friendships in certain segments of fandom? Like people will act as if two men is the purest form of relationship possible (and shipping them romantically or gods forbid sexually dirties the pure bond apparently.).

Meanwhile f/f friendships are either ignored or presented as inherently bitchy/shallow and m/f friendships are usually presented as romantic.

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I am familiar with Western culture, yes.