CAN YOU WRITE A CUTE FUNNY FIC OF LEEKNOW AND READER TRYING TO HAVE SEXY TIME BUT SOONIE, DOONGIE, AND DORI WONT LEAVE YOU GUYS ALONE?
IT SOUNDS SO CUTE AND I ABSOLUTELY NEED IT <33
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Genre: smut/fluff MDNI !!
Warnings: kissing, some dirty talk, cursing, hellacious teasing and laughing, almost fingering, cats obvi :3
v4mps note: this was so cute and fun to write AGHH, but I feel like the on and off smut made it even better :D
It was supposed to be simple: Lee Know, you, a quiet evening together. The kind where you could finally enjoy each other’s company without any interruptions. The plan was set. No distractions. But of course, nothing ever went according to plan when it came to his cats.
You were lying in his bed, pulling him close for a heated kiss, your hands already slipping under his shirt, feeling his muscles flex beneath your fingertips. “Let’s make this quick," Lee Know murmured, his voice already laced with lust as he pressed you back into the sheets. "I want you so bad, baby."
Before you could answer, a soft, persistent meow echoed from the corner of the room.
You froze. Lee Know’s face twisted with annoyance. “Soonie, I swear to god…”
His cat had made her entrance, hopping onto the bed with a little yowl as she made herself comfortable, curling up right between you both. Lee Know let out a frustrated laugh, his hand running over his face in disbelief.
“Really? Now? Of all times?” he muttered, giving you an apologetic look. “She’s been out all day, and now she decides to invade our private time.”
You couldn’t help but laugh, reaching down to gently pet the cat’s head, who was completely unfazed by the chaos she had just caused.
“Guess we’re not alone,” you teased, trying to ignore the way your body was still aching for him.
Lee Know sighed, rolling his eyes. “I’m gonna get her out of here… give me a second.” He leaned down to gently lift the cat, but before he could, a second meow sounded from the other side of the room.
Doongie, his adorable yet extremely clingy cat, was now on the prowl, circling the bed and looking up at you both with big, pleading eyes.
Lee Know groaned, throwing himself back into the pillows. “Fuck… why is it always now?” His hands gripped the sheets, trying to keep his composure as Doongie hopped onto the bed, nuzzling into your lap with loud purrs.
You couldn’t help but laugh, scratching Doongie behind the ears. “He’s so needy,” you teased, but your laugh caught in your throat as Lee Know’s lips brushed against your neck, sending shivers down your spine.
“I don’t give a shit about needy cats right now,” he growled, his hands slipping under your shirt to tease the skin of your sides. He was clearly trying to keep his patience, but his breath was already ragged from the teasing.
Just as you were about to respond, a third meow cut through the air. Dori, the smallest and most mischievous of the bunch, darted into the room like a little ball of energy. She pounced onto the bed and immediately positioned herself right between your legs, staring up at you both with wide, innocent eyes.
Lee Know threw his head back, groaning in frustration. “What the fuck, Dori? Seriously?” He looked over at you, his gaze darkening with mischief and desire. “This is your fault, you know that?”
You couldn’t contain your laughter, the situation too absurd. “My fault? You’re the one who adopted all of them!”
The tiny cat didn’t budge an inch, just staring up at you, completely oblivious to the tension between you and Lee Know.
“Okay, enough of this,” Lee Know said, his voice dripping with frustration. His hand found your wrist, pulling it up to his lips for a heated kiss that made your whole body tense with anticipation. “Fuck, you’re killing me, baby…” he muttered, teeth grazing your bottom lip.
You gasped into his mouth as his hand slid down, fingers brushing over your waistband. “Lee Know, are you seriously gonna—”
But just as his fingers slipped under your waistband, the cats simultaneously leaped onto the bed and started running in circles, their tails swishing all over the place.
Lee Know stared at them in horror as his hand froze, fingers still pressing against your skin. “Are you fucking kidding me? This is a nightmare.” He let out an exasperated laugh, his frustration mixing with amusement. “We can’t even have a second to ourselves.”
You pulled him back in for a kiss, ignoring the chaos around you. “Does it really matter?” you whispered against his lips. “I’m still here, and I’m still ready for you.”
The teasing tone in your voice made Lee Know groan, his hands gripping your hips, pulling you closer. “You’re so fucking beautiful,” he growled, kissing you harder, his fingers slipping lower. He traced the waistband of your pants, eyes darkening with desire. “You have no idea what you do to me.”
You moaned into the kiss, your hands grabbing his shoulders as he pressed down, grinding against you as his fingers finally slipped into your panties, teasing your entrance. The sensation made you gasp, but the moment was cut short by a loud meow. The cat jumped up right on Lee Know’s back, pawing at him desperately for attention.
“Oh my god!” Lee Know shouted, nearly choking on his own frustration as he tried to shake the cat off his back. “Seriously, what the fuck!?”
You were laughing uncontrollably now, feeling the tension break in a burst of light-hearted chaos. “I guess it’s not happening tonight,” you said between giggles.
But Lee Know wasn’t ready to give up that easily. He shot you a devilish grin, fingers still teasing at your core. “Oh, it’s happening, sweetheart. Cats or not, I’m finishing this.”
And despite the cats swarming all over you, he did.
I genuinely laughed reading this 😂😂
text!au, bang chan x reader
warnings: fem!reader (reader referred to as girlfriend… but also papa), suggestive but not necessarily nsfw, mostly fluff
Begging your sexy beautiful future baby daddy, Channie for a selfie, he delivers.
Another stupid n short thing. Kinda fun to make these or whateva
Just a Taste, Baby
Minho x fem!reader
Words: 1.6k
Genre/au: fluff, smut (MDNI 18+)
Warnings: adult dialogue, use of Y/n, mention of alcohol, tipsy sex, oral (f receiving), fingering, squirting, multiple orgasms, pussy drunk!Minho, pet names
Taglist: @velvetmoonlght @pyxienyxie
**Hello my lovelies!! Writers block and life have been kicking my ass lately but thankfully Minho’s recent sushi live bust down my motivations door and this lil ficlet was created 🥴🫶🏻💗 this is porn with a smidge of plot and a little self indulgent because I’m OBSESSED with the idea that Minho is a certified Munch 🫣🫡 Please check out my other fics and leave any and all feedback, I love to hear it! 🫰🏻 This is not meant to represent any persons in real life and is a work of fiction. Do not repost or translate ©jagibangbangchan**
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Minho could always handle his soju fairly well, only getting a little rosy-cheeked, and how drunk he truly was usually only noticeable when he was wasted. And seeing how that only happened a handful of times, Minho would proudly boast his ability to hold his alcohol.
That was…until he met her.
The prettiest eyes he’d ever seen, the brightest laugh to meet his ears, the scalding sarcasm that brought him to tears in laughter, Y/n had swept Minho off his feet without even trying. He’d folded like a cheap umbrella for her and his heart nearly stopped the day he found out she loved him back just as much.
But now, two years into their relationship, what did their history and Minho’s alcohol tolerance have to do with each other?
Well, the answer lay in Minho’s discovered obsession with eating her out any chance he could get.
The first time they’d ever had sex, Minho swore it was a spiritual awakening. He’d always loved foreplay, but the moment he’d buried his head between her thighs for the first time, he knew that was where he was truly happy and would die if he couldn’t have his tongue inside her.
With that knowledge in hand, they made another fun discovery when Minho’s new obsession mixed with soju. Even just a few drinks of the sweet alcohol…and Minho became insatiable.
That was how Y/n found herself in her current position, back pressed against the wall beside their front door, trying to keep the knee holding her up from buckling as Minho threw her other leg over his shoulder and pushed his head under her skirt.
She’d had a feeling this was how their sushi date would end the moment a green soju bottle made an appearance alongside Minho’s food. He hadn’t even drank the entire thing, a few mouthfuls still left at the bottom, but the heat in his gaze burned more with every drink he did take and she could feel his eyes scorching across her body as he teased her throughout dinner.
The tension in him after they left the restaurant finally snapped the second they crossed the threshold into their home again, throwing his keys somewhere to his right as he pounced on her.
“Minho~…wait we didn’t even lock the door-mmmm!”
A deep groan from Minho made goosebumps break out across her skin, his fingers digging into her thigh when he discovered she was bare beneath her skirt.
“Fuck…no panties? Don’t worry about the door, I need you right now, just a taste baby, please…”
A breathy whine was all she could respond with as his pretty lips latched onto her clit eagerly, drool already pooling in his mouth when he slid his tongue over her slit and prodded at her entrance.
Y/n held his head for something to support her, a delighted smirk on her face at his excitement. He would tease her to no end if he found out that her panties were in her purse sitting beside him, her trip to the bathroom during their date only to take her underwear off for his easy access later.
Wet slurping was soon heard as pleasure spread through her like wildfire, her own excitement over Minho’s oral fixation and his intimate knowledge of her body bringing her to the edge of her first orgasm embarrassingly quick.
He knelt lower, pulling her leg up higher in order to slip his tongue inside of her with a happy moan. The skilled and eager muscle, combined with the vibrations of his moan and his nose rubbing her clit, had her jolting and throwing her head back against the wall with a cry as she came on his face.
Minho held her hips tightly to help her stay standing as he worked her through the tremors shaking her legs. The warmth of her juices covered his tongue and lips, the fuzzy feeling he loved filling his brain as he became more pussydrunk with every pass of his tongue.
Panting lightly, she flipped her skirt up to reveal his hazy eyes looking up at her, challenging her to try and push him away. Whining as he flicked across her clit harshly, she still tried to push his head back for a moment.
“Miiinnn…lock the door, please…”
Rolling his eyes lightly, Minho finally leaned back and set her foot on the floor. His tongue traced across his lips as he stood slowly while his hands slid up her thighs and over her ass to squeeze playfully. Y/n tangled her hands into his hair and pulled him into a wet kiss, tasting herself on his tongue mixed with an aftertaste of soju as he pushed it into her mouth.
Parting for air, she brushed her thumb across his rosy cheek, his own lifting to softly grip her chin as he murmured to her.
“You have until I lock the door to find a comfy place to lay down, kitten. I’m eatin’ that pussy again wherever I catch you.”
Adrenaline zipped through her at the spark in his eye, a frozen moment passing between them before Minho turned to lock the front door.
Bolting past him, she barely made it to the living room before a squealed giggle left her when he scooped her up from behind. Dropping her softly onto her back on the couch, Minho smiled triumphantly as he helped her take off her shoes.
“Guess the couch will have to do.”
Y/n giggled again while he crawled over her, stealing her mirth with a lingering kiss as she traced her fingers across his skin under his black tshirt. Sarcasm dripped from her breathy words as Minho trailed his kisses down her jaw and neck.
“Oh nooo…how craazy. We’ve never had sex on the couch before.”
Minho chuckled at her before moving back down to his desired position. He hooked her thighs over his shoulders again, kissing the soft skin appreciatively when she adjusted her hips and bent her knees to give him more room.
He’d never admit the couch was actually one of his favorite places to eat her out because it gave him the perfect opportunity to grind his own aching cock against the cushions.
Burying his face in her warmth again, he immediately pressed his tongue flat against her entrance, collecting the juices he’d missed from her last orgasm. A shiver ran up her spine at the way his eyes fluttered shut, the way he savored her turning her on even more than the act itself.
She’d been stubborn at first, always wanting to repay him somehow for giving her countless orgasms, but finally he’d convinced her that letting him eat her out so often was the payment he wanted. He loved getting his dick sucked as much as the next guy, but making himself dizzy between her legs while she grips his hair and grinds against his face was wayyy better, in his opinion.
Much like she was starting to do already, Minho looping his arms around her legs to hold her as she moved against his tongue. Running her fingers through his hair, Y/n absorbed the sight of him indulging in her, his hooded gaze filled with unfiltered love.
Pride mixed with that loving look as he watched her pull her shirt above her chest and free herself of her bra, lightly twisting her own nipple as Minho sucked harshly on her clit.
“Aaah! Fuck…feels so good Min…”
Still holding her hips down with one arm as her back arched in pleasure, Minho moved his other arm to press two of his fingers into her while laving his tongue back and forth across her clit more languidly. She clenched around his fingers at the torturously slow build up, his fingers teasingly massaging her walls while intentionally missing her sweet spot.
The times he would get like this, and draw out her pleasure until she was a whimpering and begging mess, were both her favorite and her most dreaded times. He’d once kept her suspended in a teetering state of ecstasy when he got lost in eating her out for over an hour.
To not end up in that state again, Y/n fully threaded her hand through Minho’s hair and started to grind against his face in a way she knew made him putty.
As if to prove her right, Minho let out a deep moan and crooked his fingers perfectly into her sweet spot, as though rewarding her for taking what she wanted. His own hips moved unconsciously in the same pace as hers, rubbing himself deliriously into the couch cushion below him.
Completely lost in his soju/pussy drunkness, Minho didn’t even register the way she was whining and pulling as his hair, something different building in her orgasm that she didn’t have time to warn him about.
“Shit…Minho I’m-oohhfuck!”
Her thighs tensed around his head, a wave of pleasure crashing through her as her arousal covered Minho’s tongue and face. His eyes rolled back in mirrored pleasure, his cum soaking into the material of his pants and underwear as he followed her over the edge.
Y/n panted as her eyes peeled open, her legs trembling with the first spikes of overstimulation from Minho’s still slowly moving tongue. Pressing her hand on his forehead, she pushed him far enough back that he couldn’t lick her anymore. His eyes opened, hazy and satisfied, but the way his grip tightened told her that he was far from done with her.
“Where you going, kitten? We’re not done until I make you do that again…”
Do not repost or translate ©jagibangbangchan
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A/N : so a couple of days ago (on the same day as a certain maknae in fact) was my birthday and I wanted to write this silly thing in celebration, however !!! God has better plans for me because I for the flu and was dead in bed for literally the entire weekend and half of this week which lead to me essentially having to postpone writing this until now !!! Funsiessss
Warnings : mentions of pet names, mentions of sex, fluffy skz
Pairings : ot8 x (fem) reader
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Chan is a simple guy, keeping it classic, a pretty necklace with a heart on, if it was silver, gold or any other metal is simply decided depending on what you usually prefer, which he of course knows what you wear, he knows you like the inside of his glove ! Even if he knew you’d love the necklace he was probably sweating his balls off in nervousness giving it to you, his ears a pink shade whilst a big goofy smile on his mouth the entire time.
“Happy birthday, babygirl”
“Thank you, Chris”
Now our guy Minho would probably give you an experience, most likely a trip to a cabin somewhere near a mountain where you two could be alone, far away from the stress of your ordinary life and a place where he can take a deep breath whilst having all his senses focused on you. You’d spend your birthday fishing, having a dinner in front of a bonfire and finishing the evening with sex in front of said bonfire, all his focus on you and only you.
“Happy birthday, y/n”
“Thank you, you really made it special, Minho”
Changbin is loud and doesn’t do anything halfway, he would not only host a party with all your friends and mutual friends with a giant cake for you to blow out all the one hundred candles off, but he would probably buy up a whole store for you, you’d get everything from soaps to dresses and even seven different flower bouquets! He’d be so proud too and wanting to show off how proud he is of you all night, you’re truly the star of the show.
“Changbin, honey… you already gave me flowers an hour ago?”
“So what!? I can only spoil my girl once a year like this! Happy birthday, baby”
Hyunjin would probably gift you a painting he has made himself, I mean he is an artist after all. It would be a portrait of you two, he’d use a couple photos he had on his phone for reference so the portrait is a completely unique piece which would have taken him at least a couple of months to put together into perfection! When you unwrap the painting your eyes would tear up, he really saw you this beautiful? It was perfect and would definitely be hung up in your home for all family and friends to witness how talented your amazing boyfriends is.
“It’s beautiful, thank you so much, baby”
“I’m so glad you like it, happy birthday, my love”
Jisung wrote you a song. It wasn’t planned to happen, he was at the studio one day, trying to compose another work for the team when his phone lit up, a message from you asking if he wanted to get dinner after your shift ended, after answering a happy yes to your suggestion he caught himself looking at his wallpaper a bit longer than usual, a photo of you two, smiling. You’re taking a selfie on his phone with a silly filter, kissing his cheek… oh he is smiling to himself and that’s when the idea hits him, of course? He had been stuck with what to get you for weeks now and he had it right in front of him! When it’s the big day and he press play you start to fully cry half way through which makes the poor boy panicking, pausing as he tries in panic to calm you down.
“I’M SO SORRY I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU A GOOD BIRTHDAY GIFT I’M SO SORRY I-“
“Han Jisung shut the fuck up and continue with the song before I have a mental breakdown, it’s so beautiful, thank you, I love you so much”
Not only is Felix the only member that would actually bake you his own cake in your favourite flavour, but also would make you dinner (or takeout if he fails with the dinner as baking seems to be his strongest weapon in the kitchen). He would probably sneak into your home when you’re at work to set everything in motion, bringing bags of all the ingredients along with a huge bouquet of red roses that he would arrange in a vase of yours prettily on the dining table for you. When you come home from your work, you honestly forgot all about the special day in question he is already waiting in your kitchen, dimmed lit with candles and a romantic dinner setting whilst singing happy birthday to you.
“Happy birthday, my dear”
“Thank you… I can’t believe you made all of this!”
He is a classic guy I feel, he’d also get you a piece of jewellery like chan, I feel more graduated towards earrings if you’ve got your ears pierced, something simple and pretty like pearl earrings. He would act so casually when he gift you them, like it’s nothing special but in reality he would be having a panic attack in the inside, wanting you do desperately to love his gift. After all he truly wanted this day to be perfect for you.
“They’re beautiful, seungmin! Thank you so much”
“Oh it’s nothing, I’m glad you liked them”
Now this guy would be panicking weeks ahead of your birthday, asking his members what the hell you give a girlfriend on their birthday! After everyone’s input he would eventually settle for a huge teddy bear, some of your favourite snacks along with a perfume, a scent he specifically picked out for you because he thought it would suit you. He would have forced one of his members to tag along to the mall and be his advisor for that day, both of their noses numb from all the smelling until they found the perfect one.
“Thank you so much, jeongin. I love it!”
“You love it? Really? Happy birthday!”
LEE KNOW ♡ SKZ TRAVEL LOG #1
⍣ ೋ cw: vigin!felix. dry humping. hand job. blow job. overstimulation. mdni.
felix knows how to kiss you. he’s done it enough times—long, lazy sessions pressed up against you, hands wandering, lips slick and hungry. he knows how to tilt his head just right, how to nip at your bottom lip until you sigh against his mouth, how to suck your tongue into his own until you’re the one chasing him.
but this—this is new.
you’re straddling him, thighs bracketing his, fingers curled in the hair at the nape of his neck, keeping him close. his hands rest on your waist, trembling just slightly, thumbs rubbing circles into your skin like he’s trying to ground himself.
he’s burning. every inch of him, inside and out, is consumed by a heat so unbearable it has him trembling beneath you, breathless and desperate, hips chasing yours with an urgency that’s bordering on pathetic. he knows it, too—knows how fucking needy he looks, how embarrassing it is that he’s already soaked through his sweats, how wrecked he sounds when his moans break, high and breathless.
but he can’t stop. he doesn’t want to.
you’ve barely even touched him, and he’s already falling apart. his cock is rock-hard, leaking so much that his sweats cling to him, soaked through in a mess of precum that’s only getting worse each time you drag your hips against him. the friction is unreal—too much and not enough all at once. the thin cotton of your panties is soaked, sticking to your cunt, making it easier to slide against him, slick and filthy and teasing.
he should be embarrassed. and he is—his cheeks are burning, his ears pink, his fingers gripping your hips so tight they might leave bruises. but the shame only makes it better. makes his cock twitch, makes his stomach clench, makes him whimper when you press down just right.
“f-fuck,” he stammers, voice wrecked, high-pitched and desperate. his thighs tense beneath you, shaking as he bucks up again, more frantic this time, grinding into you like he’s completely lost control. like he doesn’t care how messy he’s getting, how pathetic he must sound.
he’s so used to doing this alone—rutting into his hand, fucking into the mattress, biting his lip to keep from moaning too loud. but now, you’re on top of him, letting him do it for real, letting him soak through his clothes, letting him press his aching, throbbing cock against your cunt and use you like his fucking pillow.
the thought makes his head spin.
“i—” his voice catches, his fingers flexing on your waist, hips jerking up again. he’s trying to hold back, but he’s too far gone, too close, too sensitive. every time your pussy drags against him, it gets worse. every tiny movement sends another shockwave of pleasure through him, has another choked moan falling from his lips.
you press down harder, and his whole body jolts.
“shit—oh my god, i’m gonna—”
his head tips back against the pillow, mouth falling open as a broken sob rips from his throat. his hips stutter, his entire body shuddering as he cums hard, spilling into his sweats, soaking them even more, ruining himself completely. his cock throbs against you, twitching with every pulse of his release, sticky and hot and messy.
but even as he cums, even as his body trembles through it, he doesn’t stop moving. his hips keep rolling up into you, needy, shameless, fucking desperate for more, whining as the oversensitivity kicks in but still grinding against you like he can’t help himself.
he knows he should be mortified—knows he just came in his pants like the fucking virgin he is, knows how ruined and wrecked he looks. but the way you’re looking at him, the way your nails are digging into his skin, the way your own cunt is throbbing against him—
he’s gasping, body trembling beneath you, his chest rising and falling in rapid, uneven breaths. his whole body feels too hot, too sensitive, every nerve ending fried from orgasm, and yet—
he still wants more.
still needs more.
his cock twitches, still hard, still leaking despite the mess he’s already made, and you feel it—feel the way he shudders when you press your palm against the soaked fabric of his sweats, the way his hips jolt like he can’t help but chase the touch even though he’s so overstimulated it’s making his head spin.
“f-fuck,” he stammers, voice cracking, wrecked and breathless. his fingers dig into your thighs, gripping like he’s afraid you’ll pull away, like he needs you there, pressing down on him, making him feel everything.
you slide off him slowly, and he whines, blinking up at you in a daze—completely ruined, lips parted, cheeks flushed, body still trembling from the intensity of it all. his cock is throbbing beneath his ruined sweats, the sticky fabric clinging to him in a way that has him whimpering, overstimulated and desperate all at once.
and then, your fingers slip under the waistband of his sweats.
his breath hitches.
“w-wait—” his voice is small, uncertain, but he doesn’t stop you. he can’t. he lifts his hips instinctively, letting you peel the soaked fabric down, and the moment his cock is free—flushed, dripping, twitching—his entire body jolts.
the air feels too cold against his slick skin, too sharp, too much—but the second your fingers wrap around him, his brain short-circuits completely.
“ah—oh my god—” his head falls back against the pillow, his hips jerking up into your touch like he has no control over his own body anymore. his cock is so sensitive it hurts, but he still moans at the feeling of your fingers gliding along his length, slick with the mess he’s already made.
he’s never felt anything like this before. not like this. not with someone else. not with himself.
and then—then you shift, moving lower, your breath ghosting over the head of his cock, and his entire body locks up.
“b-baby—” his voice is strained, tight with a mix of anticipation and disbelief, because surely—surely you wouldn’t—
but then your tongue flicks over the tip, catching the sticky precum beading there, and his mind blanks.
a sob rips from his throat, high and broken, his thighs trembling as his hips buck up before he can stop himself. he’s never felt anything this hot, this wet, this fucking good, and it’s hitting him all at once, too much, too overwhelming, too fucking perfect.
“f-fuck,” he stammers, voice barely above a whimper, high and breathless. he’s never been this sensitive before, never felt this raw, this desperate—his cock still pulsing, twitching under the light drag of your tongue, overstimulated but still aching for more.
and you—god, you’re relentless.
you press your tongue flat against the swollen tip, licking up another slow, teasing stripe that has his back arching clean off the mattress. his hands leave the sheets, darting up like he means to stop you, but they hover just above your head, shaking, unsure. he can’t bring himself to push you away. doesn’t want to.
“too much,” he whines, but he doesn’t mean it, not really. his hips tell another story, rutting up into the heat of your mouth, his cock throbbing against your tongue, betraying just how badly he needs this. just how much he craves it, even through the haze of overstimulation.
you hum, lips curving against him, and the vibration shoots straight through him like lightning, leaving him gasping, wrecked and wide-eyed, staring down at you in stunned disbelief.
and then you sink down just a little further, take him just a little deeper, let your tongue flick just right—
and he’s gone.
and as he comes down, still shaking, still dazed, he watches as you slowly slide your panties down your legs.
his breath catches.
maybe he was wrong. maybe there is something better.
I’m working on a Han pirate fic and I’m not sure if I want it to be a long one shot or a series lol…
ot8 reactions | bf!skz x reader au genre: crack | light smut warnings: language | suggestive content hyung line | ✧ maknae line
He had you face down, ass up, back arched perfectly. You’re screaming. He’s moaning. The mattress is fighting for its life. “Fuckfuck-you’re so good,” he gasps, hair sticking to his forehead. He grabs your hips and snaps his hips forward. “You feel like-like-ugh, fuck, baby-” CREAACKK. SNAP. THUD. The entire bottom half of the bed collapses. Your stomach hits the mattress, knees slide off the edge, and Jisung goes down dramatically. Silence. Then: “…BABE?!” You gasp “DID WE JUST-” He flails from behind you. “OH MY GOD I THINK WE BROKE THE FUCKING BED!" "YOU THINK ?!" He scrambles off you, tripping over a pillow "are you okay?! Did I kill your knee?! Did I paralyze you?!" You rub your bruised hip but also you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe. “I think my spine just spoke Latin.” He sighs and sits up dramatically, sheets tangled around his waist looking like a depressed roman emperor. “THIS BED HAS JEALOUSY ENERGY. SHE COULDN’T HANDLE OUR LOVE.” “...I can’t believe we just broke a bed mid sex.” “I can. We were too powerful. It was me. I did that. With dick.” "Please shut up forever" --- You crawl off the wreckage. He flops back down like he’s in mourning. “You good?” you ask “I just need to lie here. Think about what I had. What I lost. What I could’ve finished.” “Babe. We’re naked on a diagonal mattress.” “I’M A CASUALTY OF PASSION”
You’re on top, hips rolling slow, breath warm against his neck. Felix is gripping your waist, voice already wrecked. “Just like that, angel... fuck, you feel so good,” he breathes, lips brushing your collarbone. You moan softly, head spinning, thighs starting to shake. He pants, “You’re making me crazy... keep going, don’t stop-” CREEEAAKK. CRACK. SNAP. The mattress tilts. You both slide—fully connected—into the corner of the bed frame. Felix lets out the most Australian panic gasp of his life “OH-OH MY GOD” “WHAT JUST-” The bed’s gone. It’s gone. The leg’s bent inward like it lost a fight. A screw rolls past your hand like an insult. Felix blinks up at you, still pinned underneath. Wide eyed. Dazed. “…Did we just... break the bed?” You nod slowly, dazed. “Yeah. Yeah we did.” He covers his face with both hands. “I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE ROMANTIC.” You laugh. “We were LITERALLY just grinding. How did we collapse it?!” “I DON’T KNOW BABY, I’M SMALL. I DIDN’T THINK I HAD THAT IN ME.” He sits up carefully, looking around at the wreckage.. Then he immediately cups your face. “Are you okay?? Did I squish you?? Do you need ice?? Or a hug?? Or like… a new mattress??” You’re cry laughing. “Felix your face-” “I THOUGHT I WAS BEING SOFT.” “You were being something.” He buries his face in your chest. “I’m going to cry.” --- Later, you’re lying on the now-floor mattress, still tangled. He looks at you, blushing “Do we… tell the others?” “No. We lie.” Felix sighs. “Okay. But if they find screws, I’m blaming your thighs.” You raise a brow. “My thighs?!” “YES. You were squeezing. You were strong. I was just an innocent man in love.”
“You’re moving too much.” “I’m literally on top of you.” “I know. You’re riding me like I owe you rent and this bed was made in 2018.” You roll your eyes and grind harder. Seungmin groans, arms behind his head, jaw clenched. “Shit—okay—fine—do what you want—just don’t blame me when we die.” The mattress creaks. Wobbles. You’re bouncing now, thighs burning, hair clinging to your forehead. Seungmin’s watching you with that look... half-lidded, breathless, deeply unimpressed by how much he's enjoying this. “God you’re insane” he mutters. “You’re gonna send me to church.” “Shut up and tak—” CREEAAKK SNAP. FULL. BED. COLLAPSE. The right side caves in like karma. The mattress slants violently. You fall forward. He slides sideways. He grunts. You shriek. THUD. Silence. Then Seungmin blinks up at the ceiling, deadpan “…Did we just break the bed?” You groan into his chest. “Technically, the bed broke itself...” “Oh my god. Oh my god. I told you!” You roll off of him, breathless and “You’re fine.” “I told you it was weak.” “You were also moaning like I reinvented sex” He points at you, still half-buried in the sheets. “I can multitask.” Later, you’re both lying on the sideways mattress like it’s a sinking ship. Seungmin sips water, glaring at the broken frame. “This is why we can’t have nice things.” You grin. “You mean why you can’t handle this ass.” He snorts. “This ass took us to home depot levels of damage.”
He’s beneath you, cheeks flushed, biting his lip as he moans under his breath. “Shit you’re gonna make me black out—” You’re riding him like it’s your life’s mission. Hands on his chest, pace unforgiving. “Don’t be dramatic” you pant. “I’m seeing the edge of the universe. That’s not dramatic. That’s spiritual!” You lean back, bouncing harder. He whimpers. “Okay-okay-you’re doing too much-!” “You like it.” “I like living, too.” CREAK. SNAP. CRASH. You drop like a ragdoll. He slides down with you, legs flailing, head smacking the headboard lightly as the bed frame gives the fuck up. You land on top of him in a pile of limbs and sin. He gasps, completely stunned. “…Did you just break the bed?” You blink. “ME?! I was literally doing what you begged for.” “I said slower. Like three times. You were riding like we had a time limit!” You sit up, scandalized. “You were moaning!” “Because I was terrified. You were ruthless. I thought I was being punished!” You shove his shoulder. “You were gripping my hips like handlebars!” He covers his chest dramatically. “I was hanging on for dear life! You were galloping!” --- Ten minutes later, you glance at the crooked frame. “The bed’s dead.” He sighs, stroking your thigh he’s comforting you through your mess. “I mean… it had a good life. But yeah. You finished it off.” “Stop gaslighting me!” He smirks. “I’m just a poor innocent boy. You, on the other hand... thighs of destruction.”
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going back to you 日 ── your tired boyfriend returns home after a long schedule, wanting nothing else but to be close to his lover.
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the apartment was dimly lit, bathed in the soft glow of string lights you’d insisted on hanging months ago. the scent of your vanilla candle lingered in the air, mingling with the warmth of home.
his home.
jisung trudged through the door, dropping his bag with a thud and kicking off his sneakers without care for where they landed. his hoodie hung loosely off his frame, his face buried in its collar to stave off the cold he'd carried in with him.
“baby?” his voice was tired, scratchy.
you popped your head out of the kitchen, spatula in hand. “you’re home! i made—”
he didn’t let you finish, crossing the distance between you in three long strides to wrap his arms tightly around your waist.
the flour-coated spatula clattered to the counter as you instinctively looped your arms around his neck.
“rough day?” you murmured, your chin resting atop his shoulder.
“you have no idea,” he groaned, voice muffled against your hoodie. “just let me stand here. let me hold you. please.”
“the cookies aren't gonna bake themselves,” you teased lightly, brushing a hand through his messy, slightly damp hair. “but i’m all yours.”
his grip tightened, and you felt the deep sigh he released against your neck. “sorry.. i just, missed you so badly today. you have no idea how much.”
you pulled back slightly to cup his face, your thumbs brushing the dark crescents under his eyes. “talk to me?”
he shook his head, lips pouting slightly. “later. i just wanna be with you right now. can we cuddle?”
“you didn’t even eat—”
“don’t care.” he tilted his head, his lips brushing the curve of your thumb before pressing a soft kiss there. “babe. please.”
you melted. because of course you did. you always did when it came to him.
“fine,” you relented, threading your fingers through his as you led him to the couch.
he didn’t let go of your hand, not even as you tried to sit. instead, he pulled you down on top of him, sprawling across the cushions with you practically cocooned in his arms.
“jisung,” you laughed, “i’m going to crush you.”
“crush away,” he mumbled, burying his face in the crook of your neck. “this is exactly what i needed.”
“you’re like a koala,” you teased, although your heart fluttered at how tightly he was holding you, like you might disappear if he let go.
“and this koala hasn't seen you all day. he's in withdrawal.”
you rolled your eyes but didn’t move, instead running your fingers gently through his hair. he sighed contentedly, his body relaxing against yours.
for a moment, there was nothing but the steady rhythm of his breathing and the quiet hum of the city outside. however-
“do you know how channie hyung made me rewrite my rap three times?” jisung grumbled, his nose still pressed into your neck.
“did he now?”
“three times, yeah! and then minho hyung told me it sounded fine the first time.”
“of course, you're minho's baby,” you huffed sarcastically, unable to hold back a smile.
“god forbid a man is loveable-”
you giggled, brushing your lips against the top of his head. “okay, but you're my boyfriend first.”
“i am,” he replied, tilting his head up to look at you with a pout. “and you know what i really need right now?”
“what?”
“a kiss.”
you raised a brow. “just one?”
he grinned, boyish and soft, his eyes sparkling despite his earlier exhaustion. “okay, maybe, like, twenty. or a hundred. start anywhere you want. i’m not picky.”
you giggled, leaning down to press a lingering kiss to his lips. he hummed happily, his hands finding your waist and squeezing gently.
“more,” he mumbled against your lips, pulling you closer.
“someone’s greedy,” you teased, but you kissed him again. and again. soft, slow, like the world outside had paused just for you two.
“i missed this,” he whispered between kisses, his voice barely audible. “missed you. you’re my favorite place, love. my home.”
your chest ached, and you held his face in your hands, kissing his forehead, his nose, the mole under his eye that you adored. “you’re mine too, you know.”
he smiled, bright and blinding, his fingers drawing little patterns on your back. “good. because i’m not going anywhere. ever. you’re stuck with me.”
“oh no,” you deadpanned, though the smile tugging at your lips betrayed you. “whatever will i do?”
“give me more kisses, for starters,” he quipped, leaning up to steal another from you.
hours passed like that, tangled up together in warmth and love, the troubles of the day forgotten in the safety of each other. and as he drifted off, his head tucked against your chest and your fingers playing with his hair, you pressed one last kiss to his temple, whispering the words you knew he loved to hear.
“i love you, sung. always.”
his lips curved into a sleepy smile. “love you too, baby. forever.”
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a/n: got the idea for this when my bitchass upstairs neighbor woke me up this morning because he was jorkin it LOUD ASF!!! i hope his dick falls off. 😒
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the dim lighting of the bedroom cast soft shadows over the minimalistic walls, the faint glow of moonlight spilling in through the window. it was quiet now, save for the occasional rustle of sheets and the low hum of the heater working to keep the chill of winter at bay.
seungmin knelt on the bed beside his girlfriend, his hands working meticulously at her shoulders, thumbs digging gently into the knots he was sure he'd caused. his brows were knit in concentration, his usually sharp eyes softened with guilt. he rarely ever got like this—serious, cautious, and so full of concern it made y/n want to burst out laughing again, but she bit her lip to hold it in. for now.
"you’re laughing in your head, aren’t you?" seungmin asked flatly, his voice low but laced with exasperation.
"no," she lied, her lips twitching as she bit back a giggle.
seungmin paused, fixing her with his trademark deadpan glare. "do you think i’m joking? i feel terrible, y/n. terrible." he exaggerated.
she turned her head slightly to glance at him, cheek smushed against the pillow. his fingers froze on her shoulder blades, a slight pout tugging at the corner of his lips. god, he was adorable. for someone who prided himself on being savage and composed, seungmin looked like a kicked puppy right now.
"min, you’re literally being ridiculous," she said, her voice brimming with amusement. "i told you i’m fine. i liked it."
his expression didn’t change. "i was too rough. you winced like…twice. that’s two times too many."
y/n rolled her eyes dramatically, flipping onto her back despite his protests of "stay still, i’m trying to help." she reached out to cup his cheek, her fingers warm against his skin. "first of all, i winced because i was overwhelmed, in a good way. secondly, you apologizing twenty-seven times is going to make me start keeping a tally."
seungmin blinked at her, his lips twitching into the faintest semblance of a smile before it disappeared again. "it’s not funny."
"it’s very funny," she teased, sticking out her tongue. "you’re being such a baby about this, it’s cute."
"..not cute," he retorted, his ears burning red as he avoided her gaze. his hands returned to her shoulders, his touch feather-light now, as if he feared breaking her. "you’re impossible."
"and you’re overthinking. i’m fine. actually, i’m better than fine—i had a great time. you’re just melodramatic," she quipped, letting her voice drop into mock-seriousness.
"melodramatic?" he echoed, scandalized, his hands pausing mid-massage. he tilted his head, narrowing his eyes at her. "that’s rich coming from you, miss ‘do you think my soul left my body just now?’."
y/n erupted into laughter, clutching her stomach as she replayed her own words from earlier in her head. "okay, fair, but in my defense, it did feel like that."
"right. that’s why i’m apologizing," seungmin muttered, shaking his head but unable to hide the upward curl of his lips this time.
she reached up to grab his hands, pulling him down to lay beside her. he came willingly but let out a small grunt of protest. "i’m not done—"
"you’re done," she interrupted, poking his cheek. "come here and stop worrying. it’s getting embarrassing."
"embarrassing," he repeated, tone dripping with mock disbelief. he turned onto his side to face her, propping his head up with his hand. "that’s it. i’m officially offended."
"oh no," she said dramatically, clasping her hands to her chest. "what will i do if the kim seungmin is offended? whatever shall i—"
he reached out to clamp a hand over her mouth, shaking his head. "y/n. stop. talking."
her muffled giggle turned into a full-blown laugh as she shoved his hand away, and he groaned, flopping back onto the bed. she turned to face him, their noses almost touching now. his sharp features softened in the dim light, his usually playful smirk replaced with something tender.
"seriously, though," he murmured, his voice quieter now. "i don’t want to hurt you. ever."
y/n felt her chest tighten at the sincerity in his tone. she reached up to trace the line of his jaw with her fingertips, her touch light but grounding. "i know," she whispered. "and you didn’t. i trust you, seung."
his eyes searched hers for a moment, as if looking for any sign of doubt, but all he found was the warmth and reassurance that she always gave him. he sighed, finally letting the tension seep out of his shoulders as he relaxed beside her.
"you’re so annoying," he muttered, but his lips quirked up at the corners.
"and you’re dramatic," she shot back, poking his chest.
for a moment, the room was filled with a comfortable silence. seungmin reached out, wrapping an arm around her waist and pulling her closer. he wasn’t usually one for skinship—he’d much rather tease her from across the room than cuddle—but moments like these, when the world was quiet and it was just the two of them, he let himself indulge.
"can we just agree that i was a little rough and move on?" he asked after a beat, his voice muffled as he buried his face in her hair.
y/n hummed thoughtfully. "mmm, no. i’m gonna milk this for at least another week."
"of course you are," he deadpanned, his fingers absentmindedly tracing patterns on her back. "you’re lucky i love you."
"aw, you love me?" she teased, leaning back to look at him with a mischievous grin.
he rolled his eyes but didn’t deny it, his cheeks tinged pink. "don’t push it."
"too late." she leaned up to kiss his nose, her heart swelling at the way he scrunched it in response. "i love you too, you big softie."
seungmin groaned dramatically, but the small smile tugging at his lips betrayed him. "this is why i don’t do skinship. you get all weird and sappy."
"you don’t do skinship because you’re awkward," she shot back, grinning.
"not true," he argued, pulling her closer and holding her firmly against his chest. "i’m holding you right now, aren’t i?"
"true," she agreed, nuzzling into him. "maybe you’re not as awkward as i thought."
he let out a soft chuckle, pressing a kiss to the top of her head. "don’t get used to it."
"too late," she whispered, her voice full of warmth.
and as seungmin held her close, the lingering worries from earlier finally faded away. because with her in his arms, laughing and teasing like always, he knew they were okay. better than okay. they were home.
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