FREAKIN TODD
Way to go, Todd! (via moramarc)
Was this Alli? đ
Me, feeling up her lumpy-ass phone case: âWhy the hell is this thing lumpy?â Her: âI have twenty one dollars in thereâ Me: âTwenty one dollars to pay for your missing car radio?â Her: (Eyes widen) Her: âTwenty one dollars because I have Cancerâ (We literally continue making references until I come up with the kicker) Me: âTwenty one dollars becAUSE I CANâT AFFORD A HOUSE MADE OF FUCKING GOLD, MOMâ Her: (She laughs) Me, sliding underneath my desk while dying laughing: âI WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE MY DESCENT INTO HELLâ
PERIOD!!!!Â
when did I become a khonshu simp đ§
Eddie: *standing on the cafeteria table* Iâm a scary metalhead. No one tells me what to do
Y/N: sit back down
Eddie: *practically fucking falls into his chair* Iâm sat
Had to do one for Eddie too sorry not sorry
Stephen: Please, I'm begging you, let me look at it
Y/N: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it
My boyfriend thinks oscar isaac is ugly, reblog if youâd bang oscar isaac like a drum
Credit:- @Euphoriaeqits on Instagram
Nick đ
Iâm in love with Rapunzel, but a man. sooo story of my life? heâs lovely. my princess