Logan: Just... Explain to me how you do this.
Remus: Simple. Cinnamon? Delicious flavor. Not super strong like cloves. In my life I have never made anything too cinnamon-y. A lot of recipes fear spices, so you gotta use your own judgement.
Remus: 'That's close enough?' I measure with my heart is my answer, but in reality I'm a lazy bitch and don't want to measure out all those tablespoons and teaspoons and then wash all the extra dishes.
Remus: Salt? Salt doesn't make things salty until you add too much. When you add the right amount, it just makes things taste. It enhances the natural flavor. Almost always add salt.
Remus: Almond flour? Almond flour is literally finely ground almonds. As long as you don't accidentally make almond butter, you can totally make it yourself.
Remus: Adding cinnamon and chili powder to hot chocolate is how they do it sometimes in some places in Mexico, and frankly, it's delicious. I just add it to taste.
Logan: But how do you know?
Remus: Uh... Experience? Intuition?
Logan: I CAN'T LEARN THOSE!
Logan, in front of camera: Yeah, I'm good at baking because it's a science, I follow instructions exactly and get the desired outcome.
- (Flashback) -
Remus: A fourth teaspoon of cinnamon? You're fucking with me. What do you think this is, radioactive?
Remus: 1/6 cup? Eh, this'll be close enough
Remus: This frosting doesn't have salt? Seriously, the recipe's fucking with me. You can't have frosting without salt.
Remus: I'm out of almond flour for macarons? Eh, I'll grind my own
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Interviewer: And how do you feel about Remus's baking always turning out better than yours?
Remus: *in background, putting cinnamon and chili powder in his hot chocolate*
Logan: *eye twitches* It's fine.
Oh my GOD so
1. Someone FINALLY recognized that as a part of Thomas, Remus has to have importance!!!
2. Real life Nico!!
3. Logan dumping out his coffee and replacing it with wine? ICONIC
4. HIS EYES! We were all right!!! I think!! Logan's gonna get mad and go dark so Thomas pays attention to him and become the orange side!! I literally made Logan's eyes orange in one of my dark side Logan aus! And he's definitely a dark side because of Remus's 'now you're speaking my language'!!
5. The end! Virgil chilling in the roots of a tree, Janus, the snake with the apple, up in the branches, assuring that 'everything is just fine'
6. Logan trying to understand the others while they constantly brush him off!!
7. The orange eyes at the very end!!
8. REMUS AND LOGAN CONTENT!!!
9. ALL THE SIDES TOGETHER IN ONE EPISODE!
10. ORANGE SIDE CONTENT
11. REALLY GOOD ADVICE FOR DEALING WITH INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS THAT I REALLY NEEDED RIGHT NOW
12. SHOWING REMUS'S WORK PROCESS
13. REMUS BEING ALLERGIC TO S O A P
14. THE ENTIRE THING
How tf is this my most popular post, we're all just validation-seeking binches huh
Remus, nervous: Hey, uh... I drew Thomas...
Drawing: Non-creepy, realistic, black and white portrait of Thomas
Patton, eyes lighting up: Oh my goodness, kiddo, that's so good! You're a really talented artist!
Logan: You drew that? It's really good.
Thomas, pointing at it excitedly: That's me! That's so good! Oh my god
Janus: That's very impressive. You should be proud.
Virgil: Yeah, that's really good, dude. *kinda awkward but supportive thumbs-up*
Remus, eyes full of tears, turning to Roman: *whisper* Is this what it's like?
Roman: *solemnly sets hand on his shoulder*
Roman: Welcome to the 'I'm-Going-To-Keep-Creating-To-Chase-This-High-I-Get-From-Praise' Club.
Remus: Who else is in it?
Roman: All creators that crave validation. So... A helluva lot of people.
“Patton two-point-oh-my-god.” (When Patton gets a punk makeover)
In his corner of the garage, Virgil started snapping. His hands were up by his ears as he did, and he was grinning, seemingly in his own little world.
(I just realized— we’re all in the community, aren't we? Well, I don't know about Virgil.) Virgil’s snapping had stopped, but now he was rocking back and forth on his heels. “I’m gay. And trans, actually.”
“Looks like you gotta rap now, man. I don't make the rules.”
“Yikes, man. Er— sorry, is it alright if I call you that?”
"At school, to defend my hiding behind layers and black clothing, I pretended to be goth or emo ..."
”Do you want to kiss?” (Who?) "Me."
“I’m scared of someone finding out my deadname and using it. Any time I hear it, I just freeze up ..."
"I’m not really accepted in a lot of trans spaces, because I don't want surgery or HRT. I just… Identify as a guy. That's not enough, apparently."
Remus, clothes shopping: These pants make me feel like Harry Styles, but not in a fun & sexy way.
Patton: What?
Logan: They're too bunchy around the hip/thigh area, got it.
Remus: Yeah, I don't have the hips for these.
(Several days later)
Remus, shooting up in the middle of the night: THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HIGH-RISE!
I just got reminded of this post and while the sentiment is still completely true, I don't identify as a trans boy anymore skdhksdh
I have since decided that basically I don't like gender (for myself, it's great for people who like it/want one) and don't want to participate in it
Me, years ago: If I want to be a Proper Trans Boy and be Respected By People then I must always be masculine and not wear dresses, or skirts, or makeup, or paint my nails—
The Internet:
Toxic Masculinity
Femboys
Me, crying in joy, painting my nails, curling my eyelashes, wearing a dress because it is Too Damn Hot for shorts, self-esteem skyrocketing: Yeah go ahead
You're very serious about this, this post was mostly a joke and certainly isn't that deep
It's not gaslighting, gaslighting is a serious form of abuse that makes someone question their sanity/perception of reality. It's a widely-accepted headcanon that has potential to cause confusion. If you're going to get so serious, please use correct terms don't belittle how serious gaslighting actually is.
*edit because I just realized it: I do not mean for this to come across rude in any way, I'm very bad at tone regulation and it's worse through test
Can you imagine the absolute chaos if Thomas confirmed Sleep's name and it wasn't Remy
“This is very disconcerting. Patton, you sweet little puffball, come back." (When Patton's acting punk)
“Look, guy. I’m not in the mood to fight. But if you don't leave, I will fight you, and music’s not the only thing I’m trained in.” (What, karate?) “No, common sense. I have two knives on my body, want to find out where?”
(Do you really have two knives) “Nope. I have four. If he gets the two, he thinks it’s done, I pull out the third. He’s like, okay, that's pretty smart, he gets the third, and then I stab with the fourth.”
“I’m just making sure I don't get the wrong idea here! It's good to know the status of your friends’ relationships! Shut up.” (They haven't said anything) “They’re mocking me with their eyes.”
“Not to stereotype, but I’m kind of flaming."
(Glare) "You know you're going to win this because I’m not allowed to explain the situation.”
"How do you want to celebrate? Don't tell me you don't do something to celebrate after winning against the entire state."
“I like having smooth legs."
"Get on my back, I’ll carry you.” (Really?) “Yeah. We have to preserve your perfect marshmallow body, don't we?”
“Tell me if he bothers you again. I will make him regret it.”
"I crack jokes when I'm uncomfortable as a coping mechanism, so I can't have a serious conversation about it, so yeah, worm.”
“I’m afraid of going out unarmed at night or evening. I mean, it's a pretty simple fix, though; I arm myself.”
“I feel stupid arming myself just to go for a walk at night. I’m working on it.”
Virgil: This is not children's television. I am 26, I'm depressed, and I need edgy jokes to cope with my anxiety.
My skin is so crispy I wouldn't be surprised if I just shedded it like a snake at this point
Roman, in the tune of Uptown Funk: I'm too hot!
Logan: *gets up and turns down the heat*
Roman, internally: Yeah, okay, I guess he doesn't know that song
The next day—
Remus, in the tune of Uptown Funk: I'm too hot!
Logan, looking Roman dead in the eyes: Hot damn.
Roman: *gasp*
[Virgil, quietly: Guess we know who Logan's favorite twin is...]
He/they (both equally good)I love asks, requests, general interaction, and stuff like that!Mostly various fandom stuff, I'm just having a good time and enjoying myselfI hope I can make you smile :)
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