Date Idea: Bleed All Over A Guy's Lap While He Purses His Lips Disapprovingly Into The Middle Distance

another wip in the bag oh yeah baby

guy who is not being forced to do anything: ugh i hate watching a show and then having to learn how to draw real people

(ft. microsoft paint calligraphy brush)

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

snippet sunday (is that what it's called. i digress)

“I’m not late, right?” Liam pants as he slides onto the stool next to Theo. Honest-to-God pants. Before AP Bio he had Spanish, which cannot be more than ten rooms away. Meaning he either went to the bathroom, or he was doing something extremely ill-advised, and Liam’s slightly terrified of the school bathrooms.

“You know, a while ago they invented this really cool thing called a clock, and then they took something else called a bell and figured out that if they rang it at specific intervals—”

“Fucking asshole, you could’ve just said yes or no.” Theo doesn’t grin, but it’s a near thing. Liam lets his forehead hit the slightly disgusting lab table with a soft thunk and groans.

“I was busy running and fighting for my life in the hallway. Didn’t know if I missed it or not.”

“Dr. Ecklund locks the door as soon as the bell rings. This is not new information.”

“Shut the fuck up, man.” He does, but only because Dr. Ecklund is calling for everyone to quiet down while she explains the day’s lab. Theo could probably do most of the curriculum with his eyes closed, but. Figures it can’t hurt to be careful when AP tests are so close. At least one half of the pair needs to know what the hell is going on if they want to pass, and so far, it’s never been Liam, who is currently checked out and doodling up his forearm with a pen produced out of thin air. 

Theo watches Liam scribble some indecipherable phrase on his arm just as the timer for their lab stations starts. He’s got his tongue sticking out, and Theo wants to poke it back in, but settles for asking “Where were you coming from? When you ran into class earlier?”

Liam startles. Takes a second to glare at the smudged dash of ink now running up his skin before he responds. “Wouldn’t you like to know, jackass.”

(pleased to inform everyone that this is an entirely different piece than the one i posted last time! yolo or whatever gandalf said

also i'm gonna be real i don't understand tumblr all that much and i suck at community interaction so!! ignore that nobody tagged me i'm just butting my way in here. i am honourary tagging anyone who wants to participate. goodnight)

Yes your blorbo is tortured and pathetic and slutty and pretty and suffers more than jesus and all that but never forget that your blorbo is, first and foremost, a loser.

Theo blinks. Looks away. Thinks he can pardon him being bad at rollerskating but he can’t forgive the kid for reminding him of himself. 

“Glad you invited me here to be your punchline.” 

fanart for & excerpt from @attempted--eloquence 's super awesome fic crash landing !!! i've never actually roller skated, much less been in a rink, but i love this fic and i love theo being the pathetic guy liam drags places. they're so very dear to me

90s IKEA 'Iviken' lamp (ebay)

french-speaking theo is a worm living in my brain. need medical attention

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

Thiam fanfic bingo:

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~ theo calls liam little wolf

~ theo either moves in with liam and his family or gets an apartment from derek

~ liam tries to force theo to go back to school after homeless-theo-gate

~ liam is a passenger princess

~ theo teases liam about playing lacrosse or liam teases theo about NOT playing lacrosse

~ liam gets angry and comes to theo

~ theo lets liam get his anger out on him

~ liam tries to convince the pack to let theo into pack meetings

~ theo lies about not wanting to be a part of the pack

~ mason and corey clock thiam vibes before theo and liam

~ liam spam-texts theo and theo replies once a week (if ever) in the most vague way possible

~ stiles is a theo anti while scott sits there clocking thiam in a concerned big brother way

~ other non-canon ships are/were at some point canon (sciisac, sterek etc.)

~ anchor!theo

~ liam gaslights himself into thinking he’s straight bc he was 100% attracted to hayden

~ liam asks mason how he knew he was into guys