Maybe One Day I Will Actually Finish Him, But This Week Does Not Contain That Day

i like to think everyone saiki tells about his powers thought he was about to come out to them

saiki: i have to tell you something important that will drastically change your view on me

person: dont worry i will support you no matter what I KNEW IT HE'S GAY i mean, i wonder what he's about to say

saiki: i... have superpowers *lifts a car in the air*

person: AUHHH WHAT THE HELL

i mean like when he told his grandparents about his powers it basically went like that. "dw bro theres not much that can surprise us anymore we've been suspicious for a long time" they were DEFINITELY thinking he was about to come out to them.

"wow i guess there are things that can surprise them" yeah saiki i honestly dont think they were expecting you to be superman i think they were probably expecting something beginning with a g and ending in y

hi. uldate for the saimi k pokemon stuff.

saiki is espurr

thank you for coming to my red talk.

seeing your mutuals post angry targeted rants is like seeing your parents fight before the divorce

I'm gonna do it. I'm going to post something. My OWN thoughts.

I'm curious let's go

when people talk about people being sheep, they are referring to me. I have no thoughts of my own. I exist purely to agree with you. "Yes!! Oh my god that's so true!!" is the only sentence I know

forgot i made this

I have very conveniently found an entire toolbox that was just.. in my closet for some reason?? will update with if I managed to get my door unstuck or not

they were so right with the aiura getting hit by a truck thing, I won £20 yesterday and now in the span of two days I've nearly gotten hit by the SAME TRUCK twice in 3 hours, locked inside of my college bathroom once, and NOW I'm locked inside of my room, the door handle snapped off, the door is jammed AND nobody is able to come save me for 5 hours

Happy April Fools 2024

✨ Let's go take a piss together! ✨