Latest Posts by magicblueberry3 - Page 2

they call me the worm wizard

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

little cookie dough

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

Am i dreaming..?! ಥ_ಥ

I screamed so loudly when I saw the trailer..

I have been waiting so long for them to join Niru in journey.. now they are finally here, i love the new designs they're stunning! 💚

Chaotic gremlins

Paladins by Gwawi

THE FUCK YOU MEAN NOBODY KNOWS?

Does everyone in the Necropolis just not question shit?

First it's the crypt baby. 'Oh yeah, it's out crypt baby. Where did he come from? Uhh, we're not really sure'.

And now it's 'Oh, this is my colleague Vorgoth. Why are they a cloud of smoke in a cape? We honestly don't know'.

one day i'll write yumelore and stop making stupid memes. one day

unknown artist

Gale's missing modern au scene from the patch 8 animation. The others left the game, while he was preparing gamer snacks. :DD

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

The black mold in jk Rowlings house when she hasn’t said anything bigoted in a while:

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

Some idiot: "Why are you reading your own fic, that's shallow and stupid"

All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"

Me talking to my friends about my hyperfixations...

Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

Capricious Calamity Full Song Lyrics

Sebek: In the pitch-dark starless night, your radiance shines the brightest. Silver/Sebek: The unworthy should worship and appreciate your subtleties, Lilia: As if in supplication.

Malleus: A murmur that knows nothing of celebration, Silver: A moment that only wishes for a single miracle. Silver/Sebek/Lilia: As a result of a foolish transgression that borders on the reprehensible, Lilia: Judgement will descend.

Malleus: Bear witness to the omen brought forth by the lightning striking all. Silver/Sebek/Lilia: Now, the world shall kneel before this verdant green light, All: As the night continues ever on. (BENEATH GREEN LIGHT/THE WORLD KNEELS/GIVE TO THORNS/WITH YOUR WHOLE BEING)

Silver: In the skies blacker than shadow, your profile reflects resplendently. Silver/Sebek: Even in rancor, you are ever a burning blaze, Lilia: With a serene obscurity.

Lilia: That is simply a mere dalliance that strums along. Silver/Sebek: While a mere pebble would still desire forgiveness, Malleus/Lilia: As the commotion reverberates, the uproarious exclamations of the feebleminded resound, Sebek: An unending tribute.

Malleus: Now, hark the omens extolled by the spreading thorns, Malleus/Silver: Even the aurora itself shall be swallowed by the abyss and slumber deeply. All: As the night continues ever on. (BENEATH GREEN LIGHT/THE WORLD KNEELS/GIVE TO THORNS/WITH YOUR WHOLE BEING) All: Judgement will descend. (BENEATH GREEN LIGHT/THE WORLD KNEELS/GIVE TO THORNS/WITH YOUR WHOLE BEING)

BENEATH GREEN LIGHT THE WORLD KNEELS GIVE TO THORNS WITH YOUR WHOLE BEING

Requested by Anonymous.

Mario teaches Bowser how to be a good guy on Mario Day.

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.