You’re Telling Me These Two Idiots Are Going To Blow Up A Bunch Of Inflatable Furniture And NOT Pass

Have you ever noticed that when the gang gets gay, they win? Gay Paddy's was successful. When Mac realized he was gay the first time he was the only member who wasn't put into Boat Jail. Being gay is how Mac won the scratcher. The SINNED system is successful. And finally, sticking extra large anal beads up Frank's butthole is how he won the chess match. The actual definition of "the gays keep winning" so suck on that, boners.

world’s scariest guard-dog

#LMFAO #real

Yall talking about macdennis having sex on the inflatable pull out couch and I’m over here like “Dennis is gonna have to take a mental health day after Mac flops down on that thing hard enough to bounce Dennis off the other side like 20 times in a row cause he thinks it’s funny how annoyed Dennis gets.”

#missed ya in there pal #SICK AND TWISTED

i love mac hes so cute <3 guy who wears 2 colognes on dates and loves his dog and sleeping in the same bed as his boy best friend and doing little karate moves and gets strong so he can do a dance about being gay and carry his boy best friend home and likes cleaning up after people and wearing wedding dresses he bought because he couldnt bear to leave them in a pawn shop all alone and whos idea of a 'makeover' consists of him sticking a little gift bow on his mommys head. truly one of the guys of all time. and his name is ronald macdonald

highlights from Glenn livetweeting Mac and Dennis Move to the Suburbs (04/27/20)

+bonus Q&A

#holy shit this is so real #macdennis

I return to tumblr after 1000 years with a macden comic.. Ik I'm dramatic as shit

the gang and shirts they should wear

+ bonus shirts for mac and dennis (in that order)

#LITERALLY A FANFICTION PLOT

i cannot believe that was an actual episode of sunny i watched in 2023. i cannot believe i witnessed dennis actually having a system to get guys and it wasn’t a fic i read on ao3. i cannot believe dennis really catfished mac to be mac’s boyfriend and was having e-sex with him. i cannot believe i witnessed this life. i need to explode.