Sleep Well My Sweet Angel

#LITERALLY A FANFICTION PLOT

i cannot believe that was an actual episode of sunny i watched in 2023. i cannot believe i witnessed dennis actually having a system to get guys and it wasn’t a fic i read on ao3. i cannot believe dennis really catfished mac to be mac’s boyfriend and was having e-sex with him. i cannot believe i witnessed this life. i need to explode.

I wish they showed Mac dropping Dennis (twice) in "the gang chokes" so so so bad

I present to you:

The Nut Cut:

Funny how in Dennis’s fantasy during The Gang Saves the Day (the one where the gas station gets robbed) he envisions being taken care of in his most helpless state. Something that Mac always does for him. It speaks volumes that he wants to be nursed back to health (and this actually shows up later in the show when he lets Mac poison him and pamper him).

Except in his fantasy it’s the news lady with the big tits doing it, because she is the ideal women a straight man would desire. But as soon as the time comes for him to “confess his love” to her, or has to take care of her, he kills her off. Because no matter how much he wants to deny it, being in a long term relationship with an attractive women is NOT his ideal life. It also shows he doesn’t feel like he can take on the responsibility of taking care of someone & that’s why he is so resistant to macs affection- he doesn’t know how to return it.

All stuff we already know abt Dennis but I haven’t seen ppl bringing up the evidence from this specific episode.

early season dynamic duo

Since Twitter is going to shit I need to preserve the funniest non-Sunny watcher interaction I’ve ever seen on an edit

charlie (and Others) as twitter posts because im not funny

abbott elementary macdennis redraw comic

hated for being the .worst

#REAL #CANON

Mac and Dennis orally tag teaming the inflatable furniture’s teat so they can blow it up more faster, not wiping each other’s spit off between turns. Something stupid happens and one of them accidentally punctures the furniture and as it’s deflating they fight over whose fault it was by wresting each other to the ground. Vitriolic insults. Pinning each other down as their balance shifts. They end up fucking nasty right there on the floor.

Next ep opens with dennis literally getting shot.

Season 16 gonna be wild