I Love Poole.

I find that my brain isn’t really working well, and I’m trying to go to the mechanic to get it fixed but whenever I do they say I’m “crazy” and that’s “not how humans work” smh.

The Victorian desire to hide all of your base urges in a pit of shame until you develop a chemical that allows you to create your own real life alter ego, only to be found out by your lawyer friend and your butler after you accidentally kill a man and lock yourself in your room forever.

Toe and Nail

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

William Birkin is my zombie virus idol. And before you ask no I’ve never played a Resident Evil game before.

Commander Tartar from Splatoon 2 has read Beowulf multiple times and no I will not elaborate.

Bucket my beloved. Anything for you….

it's me boy. I'm the bucket. speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me, boy. leave the narrator, we don't need him!

Oh hey look it’s the guy I draw between Jekyll and Hyde shitposts!

My brains more like one of those machines in pool locker rooms that you put wet swim clothes in. It violently shakes the contents inside and you have to keep the lid pushed down or blorbos go flying everywhere.

no, YOU have a microwave brain that slowly rotates blorbos. I have a washing machine brain that rotates AND soaks them and sometimes things get a little intense and it starts going THUNK THUNK THUNK and nearly breaks itself because of blorbo overload

You’re kidding me. Please tell me you aren’t lying. I just read the book recently this is all I’ve wanted ever since.

The Great Gatsby's copyright expires January 1, 2021 and I for one am quite looking forward to the inevitable publication of Nick/Gatsby fanfiction.