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#004 of Davey, FL

happy thanksgiving everyone!!

Frank .. Frankie...💋✨

I love your comic, Can you inform me of some miscellaneous facts about the main three characters? :3

why yes of course!

wade:

wade is a smoker and uses seashells as ashtrays

he has a daughter who’s no longer in his life, which pushed him to pseudo-adopt marley and rocky

inherited the treasure trove from his parents, who hated him, but died before they could chang their will

doesn’t vote, says he doesn’t really “get” politics

no one knows how old he is, not because he’s really old but because he’s so wrinkled and burnt from the sun+not eating or living well that they can’t tell if he’s 40 or 60

rocky:

the reason he has a t-shirt that says ‘wrong way’ is because i made his character design up while listening to the song wrong way by sublime.

he has a fear of dogs, which marley makes fun of at every chance

he is the only one of the three who’s wardrobe i’m considering changing every comic, the other two just buy extras of the same outfit

marley and wade once caught him whispering “he’s so me” under his breath while watching shinji from evangelion, they banned him from tv for the rest of the month

marley:

despite hating school, marley is a math wizard and is always working at the register

her blonde hair is dyed, she’s a natural brunette

her real name isn’t marley

terrible chef, can burn even the simplest of recipes

marley + rocky make the jewelry sold in the shop

fell to her knees sobbing when mcr broke up, even though she pretended she never listened to them

misc:

wade never realized that they needed a food permit to sell ice cream, so they nearly get put out of business by the inspectors

the business next door is a similar souvenir shop, but only sells mermaid themed items, the owner is friends with wade

all of them use 3-in-1, just different scents

ik it’s long but i had a lot of thoughts! hope u like it!!

the gas leak season

"the incest episode" "the ass crack episode" "the law and order episode" "the timeline episode" "the zombie episode" "the std episode" "the dictator episode" "the civil war episode" "the conspiracy theory episode" "the lava episode" "the paintball episodes" "the documentary episodes" "the drug episode" "the g.i. joe episode" "the stop motion episode" "the magic trampoline episode" "the episode with joe biden" "the eastern european war crimes episode" "the video game episode" "the puppet episode" "the body swap episode" "the d&d episodes" "the grifting episode" and the whole time it's just nbc's community (2009)

he’s so :[

I think regulus was the kid that cried over literally everything. all the other elementary school kids were so used to him just bursting into tears at least once a day. all it took was him getting a purple crayon instead of green or a noise he didn’t like or not getting a 100 on his spelling test and it’s over, the tears are flowing, he’s trying to hide it but doing a terrible job at it, sniffling. he was such a cute kid too it’s a little devastating to watch cuz he has such a sweet little face like an angel and his big buggy little kid eyes just look SO SAD. sirius is always getting pulled out of class and called to the main office and everyone in his class is like “oooo sirius is in trouble again” and of course little shit Sirius plays into it and is like yeahhh I’m bad but really it’s just bc the school figured out he’s the only thing that will calm reg down

hey stupid…heh…your comic is awesome I love it (this is your dear nerd friend whom you know irl)

:3 ur awesome for reading, stupid

#003 of Davey, FL

sorry it’s so late, i had a big week! firm believer in tacky vintage christmas.

you know, i totally get that people want to stick to regulus being tough and cruel because we have softened him too much, and i agree at the most part, but i also feel like regulus is so sensitive. he was a caring, loving child, the complete opposite of who he became. so within that, if you find a way in, he becomes just as sickenley loving. he cannot bare anything casual. he loves with his whole being. consumes. engulfs. he sleeps with stuffed animals. he needs barty to hold his hand when he panics in class. he is, in the words of mistki, a tall child.

THREE OF HEARTS

#005 of Davey, FL

see i post stuff! sometimes!

for all you indoor kids, pool hopping is when (usually dumb teenagers such as marley and rocky) break into the backyards and use the pools of strangers when they aren’t home.