#weird Flex But Ok

so how was the cuddle, bantonin?

Antonin: Not fucking long enough.  Madame Pomfrey kicked him out the hospital wing.

Barty: But it was cute till then!

Antonin: Why is everything always fucking “cute” to you?

Barty: BECAUSE IT WAS!!!!!

x | x

#cinnamon rolls 

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I love how with Disney villains their songs are usually either “glorified soliloquies about their plans” or “trying to make a deal with the protagonist” but Gaston’s song is literally the whole town trying to raise his shattered ego after he got rejected from a marriage proposal given to the one woman in town that would quite obviously turn him down.

Oof I was getting ready to take medicine when I read this. Lol thanks for reminding me. 

got a minute?

please take a moment right now and eat something 🖤🖤🖤

Too spicy?

I am simultaneously impressed and terrified.