One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons
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i haven’t seen any noise about this on tumblr yet, but a fire has completely wiped out a small town in california.
they’re calling it the camp fire. over 20,000 residents have been evacuated so far, the last area estimates i heard were over an hour ago at 18,000 acres and its still zero percent contained.
this is the smoke from about 18 miles away from the fire three hours ago. if you know anyone near chico, paradise, oroville or durham california you might want to check they’re okay
“ never mistake
my kindness for being flirty
or the depth of my understanding,
forgiveness and compassion for trust
my heart will forever be kind,
but that doesn’t mean it is open “
How to catch a kangaroo in 0:32 seconds
ive been doing it wrong all these years
I would kind of love to see the Slytherins (like Barty and Regs dorm) in first year 😂
((OOC: Well, not to self-promote but I will anyway, my other blog @regulusblacksdiary is following the Reg from this blog from when he was a child all the way up to… well… now lol. So you’ll get to see it from his point of view when he starts Hogwarts and I promise it’ll be so smol hfhd))
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