My Little Sister Wrote A “Thomas Sander Vine” With @thatsthat24 And @thejoanglebook And It’s Adorable

when your grandpa grows a weird dog in a tube and now he’s your brother but also your pet, sort of

Fun zodiac facts here!

Barty Sr, did you know that your son’s boyfriend is planning on becoming a Death eater? How do you feel about that?

Barty Sr: Thank you for that information. I didn’t know that, but it’ll definitely come in handy.

My Friend is Awesome!!! (w/ @thejoanglebook)

You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

date a being who is absolutely fascinated with the most mundane aspects of your existence. the way your face twitches when you sleep, how you get breathless after running, dancing, or even just laughing a bit too hard, the warmth of your skin, heating up your face whenever they look at you.

sure......

when patroklos died achilles cried so hard the gods at the bottom of the sea could hear him but yeah they were just bros

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