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Sprinkles the cat out on a frozen lake

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

Kitten loves her best friend

#Mood #me

Me, a gay, doing anything

Top 5 Hottest Disney Guys

You guys voted for your favorite Disney Hunks. There were a lot of votes so we are counting down from the least to most popular Disney men, chosen by you.

5. Hans (Frozen)

4. Kylo Ren (Star Wars)

3. The Stan Twins (Gravity Falls)

2.  Flynn Rider (Tangled)

1. The dad from Wizards of waverly place (My basement)

he/him & they/them lesbians… this one’s for u:

💝💞💓💗💖💘💕💝💞💓💗💝💕💗💞💝💞💓💗💖💘💕💝💞💓💗💖💘💕💝💞💓💗💖💘💘💓💝💗💕💞💖💘💓💝💗💕💞💖💗

More legal shenanigans for your D&D setting:

The Kingdom of Zor has historically been marked by a particularly virulent strain of human supremacism. Though that era has largely passed, its legacy has proven to be so deeply entrenched in the realm’s codes of law that later reformers found it expedient simply to expand the legal definition of “human”. So it is that in the land of Zor, an elf, an animated skeleton, and a sapient protoplasmic ooze are all Human in the eyes of the law – though strangely, the legal compass of humanity continues to this day to exclude bards.

The Norgian Confederacy is infamous for its curiously inverted sumptuary laws. Being theoretically egalitarian, and priding themselves on principles of absolute social mobility, a Norgian’s manner of dress is in no wise restricted by their social station; rather, by dressing in the legally recognised manner of a particular station, they declare their membership in it. Strictly speaking these rules apply only to citizens; all the same, visitors whose outfits fail to match their preferred level of social obligation are advised to clearly advertise their foreign status, lest one be accused of dereliction of duty!

Compounded by centuries of case law and precedent, the laws of the dwarven realm of Underhome have become a muddled mess with respect to the property rights of the dead. Some rights – particularly the ownership of one’s own remains – persist after death, while others transfer to designated heirs, and still others are held in trust should the deceased later join the ranks of the undead. In the halls of royalty, the ghosts of ancient kings and queens litigate endlessly with their living descendants for dominion over the earth’s riches; these revenant monarchs – or “mineral wights”, as they’re sometimes known – stand as the greatest obstacle to Underhome’s continued prosperity.

Alright everyone here is a masterpost of my cats facial expressions… enjoy