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BISEXUAL JAKE PERALTA!

We all just need a support plushie

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

When signs start a fight

DUE, I won’t start a fight:

LEO, LIBRA, PISCES

I will definitely finish one:

CANCER, VIRGO, SCORPIO

Oh I will start a fight, YOU WANNA F*CKIN GO?!

ARIES, GEMINI, AQUARIUS

Watches silently while chewing popcorn:

TAURUS, SAGITTARIUS, CAPRICORN

jake peralta being a supportive friend / boyfriend / fiancé / husband (▰˘◡˘▰)

I’m an Aquarius but, I can barely make a simple meal and a few cheesecakes. 

When the signs bake/cook

Aries: nearly burns down the entire kitchen

Taurus: an actual master chef

Gemini: they try so hard to make it perfect but screw some important detail up and get so frustrated they quit

Cancer: tries super hard but just ends up ruining everything

Leo: can’t even cook an egg

Virgo: at least they don’t burn the house down

Libra: can either be very good or very bad, there is no in between

Scorpio: surprisingly very good???

Sagittarius: think they are amazing, but rly it’s just toast and microwave meals

Capricorn: best salad chef ever

Aquarius: can literally make whatever they want

Pisces: end up injuring themselves

Aquarius moodboard

Wonder Woman

sure......

when patroklos died achilles cried so hard the gods at the bottom of the sea could hear him but yeah they were just bros