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phineas and ferb episode that is rated pg13 so they are allowed one f-bomb. candace keeps trying to find the perfect situation to use it but every time she tries she gets interrupted or drowned out by a comically loud horn. meanwhile doofenshmirtz has made the censor-inator because now that they're pg13 he's convinced that vanessa doesnt know any swear words (she knows all of them) and that she'll explode if she hears someone say "shit" so he wants to make the entire tri-state area child-friendly. he flies it over danville in his official blimp and a one-off joke is that his laser hits a rated r movie that's a clear parody of the human centipede or someshit and it turns into a barney-the-dinosaur-ass psa. at the last second perry destroys the inator and knocks it out of the blimp and it fires off one more laser that censors out phineas and ferb's invention before mom can get home. candace tries to finally drop her one-allowed cuss but her voice has given out. perry comes back and makes a little platypus noise (all of those have been swear words the whole time but because nobody speaks platypus nobody notices) and then part of doof's machine crashes into the house (candace is in charge) and ferb says "what the fuck"

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

sasusaku shipper X sasunaru shipper 40k words, enemies to lovers, slowburn, unresolved sexual tension, english is not my first language fic

i drew these like a month ago

Shout out to my dad and the time he texted me from the living room “going to watch a show, i think you’ll like it ;)” and it was Naruto and when he starts talking about ramen my dad leans over and goes “i thought you’d relate to this”

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

Who wants to solve a locked room mystery

what if instead of being under the impression that Darth Vader killed his father someone told Luke that Vader killed his mother and then Luke hit him w that accusation in the middle of their confrontation and Vader just started crying

Wait. Stop right there!

*gives you this* :

Now you can go :3

the world is quiet here

the negotiator ⭐

and i wake every night

crying, “set me free”

Abbey by Mitski

happy may the fourth!!!

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

as is tradition, happy pride from everyone's favorite transgender video game couple!!!

I don't see enough people talking about this, but your mimes still need candy! So do your rodeos! While rodeos can be fine with a diet of just nuts and deep-fried foods, a proper clown diet requires candy. There is also the common mistake that mimes can only eat black-and-white candy - which is completely untrue! Mimes and Rodeos need a well-rounded, colourful diet of candy to have the proper nutrients. By ignoring their clown nature and focusing solely on their subspecies, you are not giving your clowns the proper care they deserve.

I love them so bad. Girlfriends in every universe

Lucliith but Lilith is super tall and Lucifer is super smol (basically his regular height)

My god, aren’t you tired

princess zelda icons

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

I fecking love huskerdust

don't get me wrong i love an overlord!husk au but occasionally all i can think when i read them are "my mom sold me to one direction"

My sister and i were texting and she got a pop up before she sent me a picture asking if she was okay and saying if shes feeling pressured to send nudes she can get help

So this is the pic-

I love how these 5 kind of form a chain with their connections and I desperately need to see all of those connections come together at some point

I love Charlie sm. She's the daughter of Lucifer. She's the princess of hell. She's bisexual. She's a queer christian. She loves rainbows. She wears suits. She's hundreds if not thousands of years old. She's 22 years old. She is one of the strongest demons in Hell. She's one of the most teased demons in Hell. She could beat the shit out of everyone here, but she doesn't because she's nice. She wanted to help Valentino write a porn because she thought it was "too violent." She's a prude. She wrote a million apology letters and one of them just said "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," over and over again. She SOMEHOW didn't realize she was dating an angel for over 3 years. She sings out of nowhere in canon. She's a Disney princess who is allowed to say fuck. She's litterally the gal ever

Hyperfixations are so weird because why did I spend my whole 2 hours of P.E pretending to be an exorcist angel in training, and most importantly WHY IS IT WORKING?? I had fun and nailed it😭

Creating this post so everyone can spam me with boops idc who you are BUT DO IT

(reblog if I can spam you with like 100 boops or smth)

Edit: Y'ALL WILD???? ILY GUYS SM HOLY HELL???

EDIT 2: I CAN'T BOOP EVERYONE 100 TIMES IM SORRY I'LL BOOP Y'ALL 20 OR 50 TIMES PROMISE

EDIT 3 EDITED BC UHHHH

COMMENT IF YOU WANT BOOP SPAM OMG AHHHHH 😭

EDIT 4: I'M ALMOST AT TUMBLRRRRR HOLY SHIT?? Y'all are so sweet :((

angel dust: are you a coke or pepsi guy ?

husk: coke

angel dust: oh thank god. i couldn’t date a pepsi guy

husk: what ? so if i gave you the world, but i drank pepsi, you wouldn’t date me ?

angel dust: yeah exactly

husk: *shocked, but laughing*

angel dust: no because what if we had kids ? and then you raised them to be pepsi people ? that’s, like, abuse. can’t raise pepsi kids