hOW DID KEITH NOT REMEMBER LANCE THEYVE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE THEY WERE PRE TEENS IM FNSNS
people with speech impediments, vocal stims, tics, stutters, an obvious accent, who are mute (to any degree), who talk to themselves, or who have any other noticeable vocal traits, you’re all really cool and wonderful and I’m wishing u all an epic and poggers night
the most powerful sorcerer to ever walk the earth. a rat
why is the most relatable teenager in this book the alien
Are you ACTUALLY trying to tell me that Sam Holt, after kissing his wife and explaining where their children are, did not PROMPTLY run to the Garrison to be like “oooohhhhh shit you nerds are not gonna believe this”, and NOT stop by Adam’s office?
You don’t think he crashed in there like:
“HeyHEYhey guess who’s alive bitch?! ME! But also your man! He’s leading a rebellion with your adopted son, got a sick ass robot arm and oh…Adam, oh boy…. *deep inhale* he be looking fiiiiiiiine~”
“Oh! Oh… actually…We broke up”
“Well you’re gonna un-fuck that when you see his bobbies”
when i say i’m from ukraine, people assume i live somewhere else now. when i say i live in ukraine, they assume i’m somehow immune to war, and there’s a logical division between a ukrainian they chat with on discord and a ukrainian on the news. bitches my yaoi is written from the bomb shelter
it is so over for me the day hozier makes an achilles reference. all his mixing of greek mythology with the idea that love is an act of violence/defiance against the world and we have yet to hear him make a metaphor out of how batshit achilles went in the iliad ...i think i would spontaneously combust actually.
Paolo e Francesca, Roberto Ferri
they should invent water for men
a bit of an idiot. i’m always mad about something. 22. health student, full of existential dread. she/her.
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