Referring To Characters As [Name] [Source] Never Fails To Make Me Giggle Like It’s Perfect Comedic

head in hands

i saw some fanart and i was like "yo that's so cool. i don't see much Mabel and Dipper fanart" it was not, in fact, Mabel and Dipper fanart. IT WAS JUMPERWHO AND REKRAP.

hm. s3 was chock full of Shit Happening To Jon. he was kidnapped multiple times, held at knifepoint, his hand was severely burned, he got sent to the forever falling dimension, almost got skinned alive, half of the shit that happens to him in s3 all happen within the same week, and it was just generally not a fun time. then the unknowing happens and he literally gets blown up and sent into a coma.

for six months.

sure, a lot of what happens to Jon is partially because he's running headfirst into danger, but a lot of it also just happens to him. people know him as The Archivist, and decide to hurt him. kidnapping, mostly.

but for six months, he is completely unconscious, mostly dead, unable to move, speak, see, hear, or call out for help. he has never been morr vulnerable, more utterly helpless. and the only people that visit him seem to have been Martin, and Oliver.

Oliver, who is an avatar, who knows him as The Archivist, and.... doesn't wish him harm. He was just curious about him, and seemed to have been told to be there, so he went. And in his own way, he even saved him. He even chose to call him by his actual name.

After everything that happened to him, the one inhuman thing to visit him at his most helpless, didn't want to hurt him. He helped. I already understood Jon's thoughts about not smiting Oliver, but this makes it hit harder, I think.

Also do you think martin ever worried about something coming for Jon while he was comatose. Do you think he worried about that.

if you think about it it’s only fair that Character With No Canon Physical Description is declared sexiest man by popular vote. on the Critically Acclaimed Movie That Doesn’t Fucking Exist website

oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

whitepine is amazing. have a whitepine ivory. please tumblr do not obliterate the image quality i worked so hard on this i like never do paintings. or backgrounds. goes to show how much whitepine has altered my brain chemistry i am going to be thinking about this show forever and ever and ever

alt version with rain under the cut

I want to cosplay daisuke mouthwashing I think I could do it

alternatively

More Mysti or Serapter,,, please please please YOU DRAW THEM SO GOOD

ask and i deliver (partially)🙏🙏

cw: blood (it's cosplaying as jam tho dw), SPOILERS FOR WHITEPINE EP 1

EXPANDING THIS OFFER

i'm open to songs that remind you of any of the following (specifically them in Lifesteal):

duality duo

havoc duo

pride duo

funhouse duo

and i'll even throw in drawing requests !! give me songs I'M BEGGING, WIELDING MY STYLUS LIKE A HUNTING KNIFE PRESSED DIRECTLY AGAINST YOUR THROAT GIVE ME SONG RECS THAT REMIND YOU OF SILLY BLOCK MEN AND YOU RECEIVE A DRAWING OF YOUR CHOICE IT'S THE OFFER OF A LIFETIME I SWEAR (preferably lifesteal fanart but u can ask for anything as long as it's for a fandom i'm involved in) PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEAAASEEE

AND pspspspsps Spoke and Clown doodle based on that time in season 4 when they were mining out a place to put a new End portal and Spoke gave Clown potion effects ("do you feel watery ??"). yk. js for extra motivation. do it. songs. pls. any genre. ANY. if u think an mlp song applies to your favorite block men duo THEN IT COUNTS.

/nf /lh btw i js rly like Lifesteal

TRADE OFFER: i receive song recs that give season 4!duality duo vibes, you receive Mapicc. look at him. you wouldn't deny this guy right. you couldn't. you shan't.