Thanks To @monetmightexist's Comment, I Think I've Got The Full Thing Now. I Also Tried To Independently

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

Der Postillon

Noch unentschlossen? Der Postill-O-Mat zur Europawahl ist da!

Am 9. Juni ist Europawahl! Doch noch immer sind 34,791 Prozent (grobe Schätzung des Chefredakteurs) der Bundesbürger unentschlossen, welcher

Für alle die zwischendurch etwas Erheiterung gebrauchen können, kann ich den Postill-O-Mat nur wärmstens empfehlen. Ich habe mich köstlich amüsiert.

Enthält solche Banger wie:

I've got it

After making my life more complicated than I would've needed, I believe I have the correct solution, no doubt thanks to a partner in crime of mine.

The middle sentence is:

Zweibein auf Dreibein vor Keinbein auf Vierbein.

Which translates to:

Two-legged something on three-legged something in front of no-legged something on four-legged something

my translation skills are legendary but it'll make sense in a second

How I figured this out? I didn't, I do admit, I was quite confused, so naturally I tried to automate the process. I wrote a bit of code which would give me every way the first word of the sentence could be interpreted and actually got 'Zweibein' and... for some reason concluded that didn't make sense and moved on. Eventually, I gave it to my partner in crime to read, who figured it out in a short time span.

Great, now we've got the sentence but what does it mean?

Well, the first part is easy. A two-legged creature - human, on a three-legged thing: a stool with three legs. The second part? Not quite as easy.

It turns out similar riddles have been in, for example, The Hobbit, but not the exact wording. Where are a lot of possibilities for a thing with no legs, it's pretty obvious the four-legged thing would be a table. But... what is ON the table?

In the end, we reached the conclusion that the thing on the table would be a thing to eat, since the person is sitting on a stool near the table. Then, what's a food with no legs? 🐟

Ein Zweibein auf dem Dreibein sitzt vor dem Vierbein auf dem ein Keinbein liegt.

Another possible solution for the riddle I came up with while trying to find the answer, but this one is a bit less... straight forward (and just for fun) :D

Are you bored lately? Do you have case at the moment ? Are you aroace ? Do you want a riddle?

Those are many questions for one ask. I am working on a case, but I couldn't solve it yet. It's irritating. I'm waiting for more information about the case from the police and the labs. It's tedious, I've a case but I'm bored with waiting.

I'm always ready for a riddle.

-SH

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

Does anyone else feel, like, a weird inhibition against starting new TV shows?  Like, there are shows I want to watch but when I think about sitting down to start it something in me goes “no you can’t just do that.”  What am i waiting for?  I feel like I need to prepare?  Brain:  You have to wait.  Me:  Wait for what???  Brain:  WAIT

Starting my nightmare legacy challenge

After watching Lilsimsie for a while and being OBSESSED with her nightmare legacy and all of the chaos which comes along with it, I've decided to start my first official nightmare legacy. Ten generations on short lifespan.

I'm using the rules from this post, so thank you to jasminesilk for making them so easy to follow.

I used the story function to make my founder sim, Lorena Havenwood who is... sigh, mean, a genius and neat. But I'd never figured to play with the mean trait so there's something.

I also got a dog! A golden retriever named Muffin who is so so sweet but also sort of a menace.

Then, as per the nightmare rules (I use the nightmare edition of the rules except for the goals since um I ain't good enough for that), I built an empty house, choosing Copperdale as a nice place to start.

Now, my sim has already romanced a literal EVIl sim so... this is gonna be great

Tags from @artificialflav

Honestly, that could be true, especially the over is typical for transmissions. But then, it would be a warning of some kind.

I also kind of thought that it would be a hint towards the journey BEING high as in 'go above the wall, fly a plane' or something

The new QSMP teaser - deep dive (morse code!!!!)

This is a (still relatively short) deep dive into all most of the hidden messages in the new teaser Quackity posted in which we are going BACK TO THE ISLAND!

If you want a more detailed explanation of how I figured out the morse code, check out my other post!

Index: - Flashing text on the screen - The music - The spoken words (poem) - The light - The MORSE CODEEE

Flashing text

The flashing text which could be seen on the screen reads:

Return safe your journey is high not over

I thought at first it would be 'your journey is nigh,' as in close in time, BUT it actually does say high. Which is weird.

Maybe as in plane or wall?

The music

I don't know, heard it before, something classic. I doubt it has a deeper meaning though.

The spoken text

During the later part of the video, a presumably artifical voice reads a quite odd... collection of words. First, @mossybee-exe and I made some guesses about the words, since not all of them can be heard clearly, which together form:

In the desert, I saw a creature [unintelligable] whom, squatting on the ground, held his heart in his hands and ate of it. I said, 'is it good, friend?' 'It is bitter (than that?),' he answered, 'but I like it -- Interval where the texts lay over and you can't really understand SHIT -- (house and death??) but I like it because it is bitter and because it is my heart.'

NOW

I took this and put it into a duckduckgo search because I was already suspecting that it was a poem. And I was right.

In the Desert By Stephen Crane

In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, “Is it good, friend?” “It is bitter—bitter,” he answered;

“But I like it “Because it is bitter, “And because it is my heart.”

The Poetry Foundation

In the Desert

In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, “Is it

I also found an interpretation of it (https://poemanalysis.com/stephen-crane/in-the-desert/), though I don't really see how it could be connected to anything else yet. Does match the whole creepy vibe of it though.

The light

I thought that it could be morse code, but... I don't know. The blinking seems very erractic, but I also can't put a finger on what it could mean.

The Morse Code

The part I spent the longest on, but also my absolute favourite.

If you want to read how I decoded it in a LOT more detail, I'll put up another post on my blog! Check it out if you like that stuff :D

The morse code decoded is:

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry please help, help, help SOS SOS SOS It's not real, it's not possible to have this You are meant for this You are meant for this You are meant [to] return to your (ORIEFIRLGFBEYAMMD or ORIFISLGFBEYAMMD (yes no idea either)) That wall, it is cursed It is sacred I'm coming bac[k].

brackets [ ] where, logically, there should be something but isn't.

ANDDD this is it, thank you for reading! <3

On Owen's stream today and during it, we found out just how perfectly primadonna by Marina fits tr!Owen like genuinely listen to the lyrics while thinking of him and tell me it isn't a great match!

'You say that I'm kinda difficult

But it's always someone else's fault

Got you wrapped around my finger, babe

You can count on me to misbehave'

And

'Going up, going down, down, down

(Yeah) Anything for the crown, crown, crown'

These fit so good with tr!Owen!

I JUST FINISHED THE GREAT GAME

What the fuck

First of all how DARE they end a whole season on such a cliffhanger, that's so rude

second of all, why the fuck is Moriarty so goofy? Like... I don't even know. I like him, that much I know lmao. More than fuckin' Magnussen, he's more like the Umbridge of the Sherlock universe, Moriarty is so much better compared to that

(has he threatened and killed many many people? Yes, but at least he has manners)

Anything else... ummmmmmmmm... yea Sherlock go back to elementary and learn the solar system idiot

i. i was supposed to be a tr!owen hater because im a tr!ros stan. WHY AM I NOW GOING APESHIT OVER OWEN. HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO GOOD?????? OWENGEJUICETV I THOUGHT I WAS FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME, I WAS NOT