Jack : The Floor's Lava!

Charlie : *running towards Dean with open arms*

Dean : *moves out of the way*

Charlie : Hey, why'd you move?!

Dean : I thought you were going to attack me?

Charlie : I was going to hug you??

Dean : Why would you hug me?

Charlie : WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Makino has engraved and implanted manners into ace's head to the point this man will apologize and introduce himself even to the weirdest and cruelest of people.

He would hit his head on a wall and apologize for hitting it.

He would introduce himself to the fleet admiral if he didn't know who he was.

Ace: *first time in the moby dick and lost his way below deck due to the ridiculously large interior* Where do i- *hits a wall* oh im sorry, please exuse me *bows and walks away*

Whitebeard pirate 1: did he just-?

Whitebeard pirate 2: DID HE APOLOGIZE TO THE WALL?!

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Ace: *on a misson on a random island and encounters a navy vice Admiral* Very nice to meet you *bows head in respect*.

Vice admiral: did- *stutters* did this pirate-

Navy captain: yes sir, he did.

Tony : Bro-

Stephen : No, no, hold up, rewind.

Stephen : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Can I say

Westallen and snart

Steddie and robin

Destiel and everyone

Pepperony and rhodey

Iris : Barry, I know you snuck out to see Snart last night.

Barry : If you tell Joe I swear I’ll murder you, and he'll never find the body.

Iris : Five bucks?

Barry : Fine.

Caitlin : Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Barry : Well Len and I-

Joe : *elbows Barry*

Barry : ...wouldn't know.

Dean, entering the living room looking at his clothes : Has anyone seen my top?

Sam : Castiel's in the kitchen.

Charlie : The last time I saw castiel he was in the library!

Crowley : I have no idea where the angel is.

Gabriel : Probably waiting in your bed~

Jack : He's trying to make waffles in the kitchen!

Claire : DAD DEAN IS LOOKING FOR YOU!

Castiel taking his head out of the kitchen : Dean?

Dean : I hate all of you.

Time family AU

Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Mom and Dad compilation

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Doctor : I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Kaya : And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Doctor : Honey, is that legal?

Kaya : When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

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Kaya, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Doctor!12 : A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Kaya :

Kaya : Water you doing?

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Police Officer : You have the right to remain silent.

Doctor : I choose to waive that right!

Doctor : *screaming*

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Kaya : So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Doctor and not do the thing,

Kaya : Well there’s a clear right answer here.

Kaya : *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

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Doctor, to Kaya : Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.

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Doctor : Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Kaya : All the time.

Doctor : Then you should be used to it by now.

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Kaya : I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Doctor : Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.

Kaya : Go the fuck to sleep Doctor.

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Kaya : Everyone has a toxic trait. Except my husband, they’re perfect.

Doctor : Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon!

Gareth : Why do you look like that?

Eddie, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?

Gareth : Like you’re dead.

Eddie : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Jeff : Eddie accidentally called Harrington "baby girl" in front of everyone today.

Eddie : *sobs into the floor*

Headcanon - supernatural - Dean

For me Dean is a housekeeping freak, he always tidied up the hotel rooms when they left the room, he always tidied up behind Sam, he always tidied up behind his father. He's used to it.

When Dad was on a hunting trip and Sammy was sleeping, Dean cleans up. He has nothing else to do, he can't sleep, he has to watch Sammy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Now it has become one of his habits. Especially when he's stressed (so often :/) he likes to be in a tidy and clean place, that's just how he is.

Sam is rather a messy person, but only in his room because Mommy Bear Dean is coming for him otherwise. But in general, Sam is really clean. I mean he's lived with Dean all his life.

So yeah, In my opinion the bunker is always very clean🧹