I Like To Think I’m Secretly In A Tv Show Or Book So Everytime Im On The Verge Of Breaking Down Some

i like to think i’m secretly in a tv show or book so everytime im on the verge of breaking down some 14 year old on tumblr is going “ohh the blorbo… blorbo having a bad time 2day:(“

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1 month ago

do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt

1 month ago
Little Guy Is Lost

little guy is lost

3 weeks ago
From “baths”, 1987.

from “baths”, 1987.

1 month ago

BORN TO FORGET

WORLD IS A BLUR

I Am Memory Issues Man

410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES

4 weeks ago
A redraw over an image, with edited text above it.
"Jonathan swears by his 15 minute power naps during the day, but he doesn't like napping in bed or on the couch because it's too comfortable and the sleep will "win." During work functions, he will suddenly lay down on the floor and wrap himself around the nearest piece of furniture to pass tf out for 15 minute increments. Nobody finds it unusual and we all just step over him. Then he gets up and joins us again."
Beneath is a photo, with Jonathan Sims drawn over. He's laying facedown on the floor, curled against a coffee table in an uncomfortable looking position, asleep.

[check under cut for more]

Hello, Jon.

Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

5 months ago
This Is Literally The Most Heart Warming Story I Have Read On Twitter So Far. I Think This Is Exactly
This Is Literally The Most Heart Warming Story I Have Read On Twitter So Far. I Think This Is Exactly
This Is Literally The Most Heart Warming Story I Have Read On Twitter So Far. I Think This Is Exactly
This Is Literally The Most Heart Warming Story I Have Read On Twitter So Far. I Think This Is Exactly
This Is Literally The Most Heart Warming Story I Have Read On Twitter So Far. I Think This Is Exactly
This Is Literally The Most Heart Warming Story I Have Read On Twitter So Far. I Think This Is Exactly
This Is Literally The Most Heart Warming Story I Have Read On Twitter So Far. I Think This Is Exactly

This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.

4 weeks ago

doctor he wants to talk about his ocs but has nothing concrete to say about them. and yes it's fatal.

3 months ago

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

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