... I Read Somewhere That In The BL Pizza Delivery And Gold Place To Whatever Didnt Have The Erm. "lightsabers"

Another episode of: Who the Fuck Is That!!!!

uhh so I'ma js say, I have so clue who this guy is, but his name sound familiar. So uh Nate Wexler, I have a feeling hes the guy who filled in for Jet in imperium/ cataclysm (Yk that lil guy who Damien yelled at [ I think?]) uhh I don't really have much info on him (Minus what I js said ab him) So pretty please help me. His name reminds me sm of Nick. (I get war flashback to his audio whenever I see him name *Shutters*)

BONUS: it hurts me sm that Asher is a meanie in Imp/Cataclysm. I'm like one more video away from finishing it cause I read somewhere that FUCKING SAM IS KING IMPERIAL???? Also, why the hell is James next on the April Fooliverse (I've been spelling that wrong) like I always forget who that man is.

yes, babygirl IS a 6’3, 25 year old new yorker man. what about it?

i hate you equally current schlatt and twink schlatt dw 🩷 current schlatt is underrepresented on this blog and i will never NOT like the big guy he is so silly if not more silly now.. reminiscing on the past makes me forget to appreciate what I have!

song: everything i know about love by laufey

let me cook.

Jedediah schlartt lil fluff fic.

A/n: Au in which y/n and schlatt are performers and are re-enacting the once scene from Joy. Imagine Jennifer Lawerence's voice eh y/n is singing (which is in bold and italicized maybe colored idk)

^^ the song they’re singing

LOOKK ATT HIMM.

Y/n sat backstage, warming up her voice. A knock on her door makes her pause for a bit and open the door. Schlatt, also dressed in costume, smiles at her. “Hey, they called places. You wanna walk together?” He offers. 

Y/n and schlatt have known each other since high school. They met during the audition for their spring musical, both ended up getting leads, the main love interest for each other. Ever since then, they’ve been attached at the hip. Seriously, they’ve done everything together. They audition together, rehearse together, and sometimes have dinner together. Just two best friends who happen to spend everyday together. Their chemistry was unbeatable. How normal of them.

“Of course i’d like to walk with you.” Y/n answers, stepping out of the dressing room. Interlocking their arms together, Y/n and Schlatt walked to the wings of the stage. Y/n stood on her mark, giving Schlatt a thumbs up with a wide smile. 

Schlatt took a deep breath, walking backwards onto the stage as a woman announced their performance to begin. 

With a smile of his face, facing the audience, he began singing.

“I know I stand in line until you think you have the time to spend the evening with me. And if we go someplace with dance i know that there’s a chance you wont be leaving with me.”

Soon after Y/n slowly walked towards Schlatt, which was his cue to now look at her. His grin slightly widened, still singing.

“Then afterwards, drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two. And then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘I love you’..”

Schlatt grabs her hand, they both start to waltz. 

“I can see it in your eyes that you despise the same old lies you heard the night before.  I practice everyday to find some clever lines to say to make the meaning come true.

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“And then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘I love you’..”

Their kiss scene begins, their faces closer together. Y/n felt his chops against her, softly gasping when she felt their lips touch. They’ve done this millions of times. But this time it feels different. It feels real.

Y/n gazed into Schlatt’s eyes, her face feeling hot. What was she doing? Why was she feeling like this? Suddenly Y/n begins to forget some lines, staring into Schlatt’s eyes. 

Thankfully Schlatt squeezed her waist, snapping her back into reality.

“I love you.”

“I love youu.”

As it was time for the song to end, they stopped dancing. Y/n’s grin now a soft gentle smile. She steps back, blowing a kiss to Schlatt. Blushing, Y/n looks at his face and notices Schlatt’s cheeks have a bit of a rosy hue to them. Y/n turns on her heel, running to her dressing room. 

Once Y/n plopped onto her chair she looks at herself, face flushed and her breathing rapid. “What the fuck..” She mummers to herself, hands rising to cup her cheeks. Y/n almost jumps out of her chair when she hears Schlatt’s voice. “Woah, sorry toots, didn’t mean to scare ya..” There was an awkward silence after, Y/n refused to stay anything first, afraid to say something she might regret.

Schlatt clears his throat, breaking the silence. “So.. should we talk about- That..?” 

TBC CAUSE ITS FUCKING 4AM !!!

erm..

me: *daddy issues*

schlatt: *Existing as an older, mean man*

me: 😏

uh oh..

Guys.. I think I'm starting to lose my Redacted hyper fixation, like I completely stopped reading fics/hc. But like i js need Erik t o post one vid, js one vid. (HELPP I JS REMEMBERED AB THE PODCAST) Nvm guys, I'm back in my Redacted era. (The fuck is pikmin?) So uh, I might start posting ab my new hyper fixations. *COUGH COUGH* jschalt. :) *COUGH COUGH COUGHHHH* (Guys who is Marc Marquez and why is he

More jschlut smut

i cant seem to find the motivation to finish this so ima js post it.

Smut!! ,bottom/bratty schlatt, handcuffs 😳 and thats it lmk if i missed anything i haven’t looked at this in like a week. smut bellow the cut !MDNI!

Y/n looks down at Schlatt, a grin on her face. “You wanna be a good boy now?” She asks, reaching down to tug slightly on his hair, forcing him to look up at her. “Ngh-..” A whimper leaves Schlatt’s mouth. His cheeks are flushed red, his lips red and bitten, His cock leaking. “Fuck- Toots, please..” He begs, his hands moving from behind his back to her knees. “Please.. just- please fuck me..” Y/n makes a humming sound, pretending to think about his words. “Hm, nah, i dont think i will.” She replied, patting his cheek then standing up. “Since you were being such a tease earlier.. you’re gunna sit there, look pretty, and watch.” Slowly, Y/n begins to strip out of the little clothing she still had on. Schlatt watches as she once again makes her way back to the bed, sitting on her knees. Y/n reaches into the bedside drawer, she pulls out a pink dildo. Schlatt whines, mouth opening to speak. “You wanna be a good boy for mommy?” She asks, looking up from the dildo in front of her. “Yeah, but-“ “Then you’ll be quiet and take your punishment.” Schlatt sighs, looking away. Y/n, fed up with his bratty behavior, takes out handcuffs from the drawer. Schlatt catches them when thrown to him, looking at Y/n with an annoyed expression. “You want the ring too?” Schlatt shakes his head, being able to put the cuffs on himself after the many times he’s been through this. “Good boy.. maybe i’ll let you cum in me if you keep this up.” Y/n lifts herself up, slowly sinking down onto the silicone cock. Her face twisted in pleasure and a bit of pain. “Fuck..” She whispered, sitting with the base of the cock inside her. She could feel Schlatt’s gaze on her body. Y/n begins to bounce on it, making sure to exaggerate her movements. 

the way i need this is absolutely biabolical. (did i spell that right?)

fellas y'all cool with your girl making more money than you?

ladies y'all cool with-

ERIKKK

DROP A WILLIAM LISTENER, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

OMG THATS SO COOL!!

yk what jayce. i’ll always be on your side!!! now can you PLEASE HIT IT FROM THE BACK