Every Time I Get Reminded That Hannigram Is Canon My Day Gets A Little Better.

THIS IS SO SICK OH MY GOD I KNEEL BEFORE YOUR SKILLS🛐🛐🛐

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SOPHIA😭😭😭 MY LOVE HOW COULD THEY😭😭😭

Heartbreaking. Who the hell starts an episode like that???

Warren Godby really said 'this guy is just interesting' and then proceeded to get away with him on a road trip to blow open some cryoshit (without telling his wife) and get codependent and abnormal about the guy over the course of about two weeks.

Folks I think this guy might be just interesting or something...

Do you feel alive?

I don't know if I'm getting anywhere at all with it but I just can't help thinking.

Achtung! You can disagree with me regarding my 'The Master and Margarita' theory but I really don't want to argue with anyone ever so if you think I'm wrong PLEASE don't tell me.

My theory and spoilers for S4E3 under the cut

In the novel 'The Master and Margarita' by Mikhail Bulgakov there're several storylines that compose the novel. One of the storylines takes place in Ancient Judea, the city of Yershalaim and the main characters of this storyline are Pontius Pilate and Yeshua Ha-Nozri. I've been through some tense discussions regarding whether or not Yeshua is The Jesus we all know (imo he obviously is). There are several hints in the text that the story from the Bible differs from the one we read about in the novel because the events were written down with some significant changes by Yeshua's follower Matthew.

So long story short: in the novel we read about the events that were then edited by a third party and turned into the Bible as we know it.

Ok now to my main point. I've been thinking about the scene with Marmite and Warren arguing about which instrument Gordon played. And Marmite is like a bit too confident about it for someone who's never even met Gordon. And considering the literal cult they have going on... I can't help but wonder if that's what happened to Gordon or more so to the idea of him. Is he believed to be someone else? Is he believed to have done the things he never did? And don't even get me started on the fact that bringing him back is one of the main goals. Because right now Gordon is a Schrödinger's cat and bringing someone like him back to the reality where there's a CULT built around him... Well, it would be a little too close to resurrection, wouldn't it.

Anyway, I hope Gordon isn't going to become the next Jesus, it would be fucked up. But well. Yeah. I believe that Warren is right about the bass and it's not him being an asshole who knows nothing about his best friend, it's actually the cult being weird.

In conclusion, 'The Master and Margarita' is an amazing piece of literature and I'm an idiot who's just spent 2 hours writing this.

look at my therapist dawg im going to jail

OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK.

WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN???

Spoilers under the cut!!!

Ok so I was actually so scared to hear gun shots. Like you people better NOT. And for the rest of the episode I was just sitting there staring into the void.

Pamela and Clive for life they're so sksnkxlsoksnsns yk????

AND ALSO!!! OMG!!!! WE'RE GETTING A WYWH3!!!!!! GUYS I'M SO EXCITED!!!!! I LITERALLY FUCKING WHEEZED.

So yeah stay tuned for the memes

Guys... Do you think I should make crochet Warren... So he and crochet Gordon could hold hands and be perfectly happy and fine together... Also I am totally making Waffles.

I gave up the Magnus protocol after like two episodes because I couldn't hear shit.

I stayed strong when they got the clown dude. I stayed strong when they got Needles (they're called Needles right?). But then they got A GERMAN GRANDPA? OPA EVEN???

Unbearable. Absolutely unbearable. I'm honestly very close to giving it another shot just for the Opa with a funny name. But I don't have enough time because I suck at making important life decisions and instead of listening to cryptic German dude I must go to University and learn some actual German language.