If You Sleep Badly Enough You Can Experience “the Microwaved Feeling”

I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

"folk music is just country" no, it's a square/rectangle thing. Folk music is the music of the people, it's the musical colloquial that preserves history and mythology, telling a story or speaking to the times, and it changes drastically from place to place. In much of the southern/southwestern US, the genre of "country" music was the predominant peoples music, telling and preserving stories and myths from that region. Therefore, a lot of country music, specifically older country music, is folk music, but folk music as a genre is not interchangeable with country music. Folk music is found everywhere around the world, as an oral legacy passed down through generations of tradition, taking on different forms and meanings everywhere you look for it.

dude, i just found the craziest game, you GOTTA play it. yeah dude, totally revolutionary, just play it bro. but- but dont search ANYTHING about it, go in as blind as you can, you'll LOVE it. what's it about?? sorry dude, can't talk about it without getting into spoiler territory. you know how it is haha. ...what?? the NAME of the game?? are you fucking crazy?? are you insane?!?? that will absolutely RUIN the experience!! yeah, this is one of those knowledge based games yeah! any info will make it literally unplayable. yeah. just- just play it blind, it'll be toootally worth it, believe me on this one. huh? ..where do you download it?? dude. DUUUDE. are you fucking paying attention. duuuuuude

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

The Room That Doesn't Exist

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“uwu... BEAN”

#daily affirmations

are you doing this for revenge? are you doing this to try and stay true? are you doing this for the ones they left to twist in the wind? are you doing this for you?

"I'm too sober for this," I say before taking a huge chug from a wine glass full of chocolate milk