I wish I could write anything as quickly as tumblr collectively invented an entire film
Mayors should be required by law to wear a top hat and a sash that says “mayor” at all times
do you see this shit my liege
honey we are ALL doomed by the narrative.. it’s not that serious. have some fun with it
I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
Tim Drake types all his important WE reports in comic sans as a joke but nobody has the balls to say anything about it and suddenly it’s been three years and everyone at WE uses comic sans now
PLEASE no ur so right
i bet in conferences he also looks like he's taking down notes but when you look at it it's just like
✨ Meeting Notes ✨
✨ #1. what the fuck ✨
Actually the worst thing in the world is alphabetical lists that put titles begining with "The" under the "T" section
sometimes jason is carrying a filled duffel bag and everyone in the family side eyes him
Christopher just goes "æ¿‽/%¡&∅" and his siblings go "Damn!! Sick burn Christopher!!"
Juno and Buddy heckling each other under the guise of group deconstructive criticism while they’re both imprisoned in a Pavlovian hellscape is actually something that can be so personal
that post that's like everyone in w359 fucking hates each other until they introduce a new crew member upon which they band together and hate the new guy is soooo true but it's funniest with kepler. that bitch stuck to his guns for nearly the ENTIRE show he lost a hand and jacobi and command and maxwell and he was still talking about the big picture but rachel young takes one step onto the hephaestus and he's like actually fuck you i have morals now
Albert Camus | L'Étranger
met gala theme: pon farr night at the vulcan nightclub
I HATE stories about people going spelunking STOP going into holes in the ground, mankind was NOT meant to go down there STOP it
if time travel existed i'd try to get banned from specific historical events. not because i want to be a jackass but because i think it'd be funny to have something like "not allowed within 10 years of the jfk assassination" on my public record.
*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity
thinking abt the time rudyard gave piffling so much class consciousness he destroyed an entire industry
sir, that’s my emotional support black sheep of the family with otherworldly powers and questionable coping mechanisms
the Magnus archives is such a mixed bag. because some episodes are like do you feel it? the perpetual loneliness that screams at you through the crowded streets? the fear that lingers every time you sit alone on the busy train? do you understand why you are alone, do you? is it better to be alone and miserably uncertain as to why, or to be isolated knowing what your faults are? do you understand what it is to be lonely? and then the next episode is like, My coworker is having Sex with a Beetle
idk if anyone's said this before but the fact that tma opens on angler fish is so amazingly poetic. the symbolism of jon being drawn in by the surface level knowledge he thought the magnus institute would provide only to be consumed and swallowed whole by the unnatural, twisted reality? *chef's kiss*
Moo-ving In series by Ethan Harper
2021 lasted 5 seconds and those 5 seconds lasted 20 years that felt like only a few months i hope that clears things up
You want me to fall in love? The thing that killed Martin K. Blackwood?
the thing is, i think horror needs to have a little love. it needs to have an obsession. does the parasite in your body love you? it raises you from the dead, it sustains you. this is its body. this is your body. does the haunted house feel intruded upon? is it hungry? what is hatred but adoration?
"comes back wrong", what a hot trope. incredibly sexy.
modern day retelling of sisyphus where instead of pushing a rock up a hill he’s having the worst time getting a fitted sheet onto a queen-sized mattress
These man made horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. I get it though.
“Here you are never truly lost or forgotten.”
Vanessa Stockard – Kevin series.