Aaron, after two full years of going to Eden's on a weekly basis: I think this might be a gay club!
Andrew, who just walked out of the stockroom with Roland: Nothing gets past you, does it.
At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny
im still fucked up about mag 31. Jon reads a statement about some hunt avatar werewolf in america tracking people for Fun and then letting one of them leave alive and just goes well thats not my problem and then straight up goes to the same general area in america and guess what happens. guess what happens to him. guess.
the thing is, i think horror needs to have a little love. it needs to have an obsession. does the parasite in your body love you? it raises you from the dead, it sustains you. this is its body. this is your body. does the haunted house feel intruded upon? is it hungry? what is hatred but adoration?
I just realized that Jean is what happens when the “my parents sold me to the mafia to pay off their debts” is written on ao3 instead of wattpad
Tim: *doubled over in pain*
Damian: he’s faking it
Neil and Andrew have never met, but their cats—Sir and King—decide today is the day that changes. When Neil’s disaster of a cat, King, leads Sir astray, it’s a showdown of sarcasm and simmering tension in the least likely of places: an alleyway cat hunt.
Part 1 of AFTG Flufftober 2024
Why not spell pants like “pance.” Just a little thought I had
I love the yearly spotify wrapped embarrassment we all go through.. to witness the self reflected back upon you is always a humiliating experience
thinking about the dichotomy between The Vast and The Buried lads