"can You Behave" Yes, If I Wanted To, But This Is So Much Funnier

After another grueling match, Jean Moreau is sent to handle press duty for the USC Trojans. His teammates have learned that Jean’s dry, deadpan humor in interviews is something to behold, and the upperclassmen make it their mission to catch his best moments on camera. For the freshmen, it's an initiation into the legend of Jean Moreau’s press conferences, with his signature blend of sarcasm and flat honesty baffling reporters and leaving his teammates in stitches.

Mayors should be required by law to wear a top hat and a sash that says “mayor” at all times

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Euh? Eh? Uh? A copper merchant?

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Ea-Nasir the Copper Merchant?!?

im still fucked up about mag 31. Jon reads a statement about some hunt avatar werewolf in america tracking people for Fun and then letting one of them leave alive and just goes well thats not my problem and then straight up goes to the same general area in america and guess what happens. guess what happens to him. guess.

queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now

the king in yellow sending arthur back to earth call that hastur la vista baby

not now kitten, daddy's too busy rewatching kevin day switch his racquet to the hand he was never supposed to be able to use again and proceed to score a buzzer beater game winning goal against the ravens

Do Not Under Any Circumstances Drink From These Teacups