Actually Jonah Being So Secure In His Bet With Peter Is So Funny, Like Peter’s Like “oh Hey This

I adore outsider POV fics there is never enough of them in any fandom

not now kitten, daddy's too busy rewatching kevin day switch his racquet to the hand he was never supposed to be able to use again and proceed to score a buzzer beater game winning goal against the ravens

gonna dox the pope

the Magnus archives is such a mixed bag. because some episodes are like do you feel it? the perpetual loneliness that screams at you through the crowded streets? the fear that lingers every time you sit alone on the busy train? do you understand why you are alone, do you? is it better to be alone and miserably uncertain as to why, or to be isolated knowing what your faults are? do you understand what it is to be lonely? and then the next episode is like, My coworker is having Sex with a Beetle

“Yeah, murder for hire is surprisingly affordable,” says Neil.

Kevin stares at him.

“I get a discount,” Neil justifies.

Mayors should be required by law to wear a top hat and a sash that says “mayor” at all times

met gala theme: pon farr night at the vulcan nightclub

Euh? Eh? Uh? A copper merchant?

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Ea-Nasir the Copper Merchant?!?

I wish I could write anything as quickly as tumblr collectively invented an entire film

modern day retelling of sisyphus where instead of pushing a rock up a hill he’s having the worst time getting a fitted sheet onto a queen-sized mattress