I HATE PROFESSOR UMBRIDGE BUT I CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE SHE IS NOT REAL

“I’m losing brain cells because of you kids!”

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Here it is! The instructions to make a pieced and quilted plague doctor mask!

Just as a heads up, this pattern is not really recommended for beginners. There is not a whole lot of explanation of the basic techniques, and it requires a fair bit of precision, two types of fusible interfacing, and an assumption that you can keep a consistent seam allowance and do some hand sewing and know when to sew things right sides together and such.

I am not promising anything, different methods will yield different results, I have never made a pattern exactly as it was written and neither should you. If you want something the same as the next person, go to the shops.

Actually, nevermind, this is a quarantine craft, stay home.

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So tired of boomers telling us that they worked their way through college and so can we. Talked to my grandmother. Her student loan was $15 every other month for a few years. My parents went to college in the late nineties, both got scholarships, and we’re still paying off my dad’s student loans. College tuition has tripled since my parents went to school. Please shut the fuck up. You have no idea what you’re talking about.

THEY DO THE THING

I fly now. Yeet bitches I’m out.

what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

Not a meme,

hey!!! stop being such a bully to yourself

The weirdest part about getting older is liking oatmeal raisin cookies.

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