Ask Jimmy, Not Me! It Was Pretty Boring Without You, Asides From Jimmy Crying. That Was Really Funny.

flower husbands i Love you (guy who hasnt watched either of their povs yet. Im planning to Ok!!)

yes. superfan.

it’s been awhile since ariana griande has been spotted.

that’s so weird.

maybe we’ll see her soon?

Twirls my hair kicks my feet bites my nails flutters my eyelashes what could you possibly mean? :J

Jimmy who is it Jimmy. Who is it

Everyone I am thinking of is probably infinitely worse. Who is it Jim

i have no idea what you're talking about.

lizzie i am going to murder you when you wake up.

[I try to avoid talking about Hermitcure on here, but I need this to be known. It's finally happened. It finally made me cry. I CRIED OVER YAOI. THE FUCKING YAOI. MARTYN DIDNT MAKE ME CRY. PEARL DIDNT MAKE ME CRY. GUIDE DIDNT EVEN MAKE ME CRY. BUT JIMMY. OUURGHHHH JIMMY. JIMMY AND LETHE WHEN I GET YOUUU -lou]

I legally cannot comment on my sources. It was Joel

That's nice, I'm happy you're having a good time! I'd love to do a server tour or something of the sort together. Really? We'll have to go play sometime!

I'm so glad to be here!

[It's a ten-foot-long shulker box, which seems to be made of several shulker shells hinged together– presumably, the only way it can fit down the mail system is by being very bendy. Anyway, it's here, and Pearl has even dyed it pink for you. A note is attached:]

Good luck with your, er, "chickens". Don't worry, it's probably safe at this point since others have gone through just fine, we'd just rather not get sentenced to skyblock prison if anything goes awry.

- @pearls-mailbox

[She runs her finger across the shulker, pleasantly surprised at Pearl's cooperation. She chuckles at the mention of the skyblock before climbing in, putting in a stamp and sending herself off.] [The ride goes well, give for a few bumps and turns. Soon she arrives at a certain mailbox, climbing out and stretching her tensed limbs. She smiles at the person, giving them a little wave.] Hello Jimmy! @jimmys-mailbox

Oh- Is that a...pass time of yours? I guess you are able to say it, so I won't comment.

No no no, you aren't doing it right! Here, let me try. "You are a pretty boy. You are gay. You are good with flowers. You don't have any marine life."

How's that?

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

*A package appears in your mailbox, with a letter attached!*

Hey Lizzie! Made you some cookies. They’re shaped like sea creatures and fish and stuff, ‘cause I know you love those things.

Hope you’re well!

-<-❀ BigB

Aww, thank you BigB! These are adorable, I almost feel bad for eating them! Thank you so much, they look so cute, and taste even better!

I'm almost scared to meet them! I do think the snails are quite pretty, even if they have...troublesome tendencies. But at least you won't get bored!

Hi! It's me, your local Postmaster! Actually took me a bit to get my own mail hooked up to this new system, whoops... But I did it!

I build, I run some shops, I'm learning redstone... Feel free to ask me things, I love a good chitchat :)

Associated blogs: @joels-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @docs-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox

[OOC below the cut!]

Hi! Mod here! I'm Syl, she/her, if you see notes from @sylsoddsandends that's me! I'm new to the life series fandom and a little shy still but I wanna make some more friends to ramble with so I'm putting myself out there yippee :) if I've got anything ooc to add to a post I'll be talking in brackets [like this!]

This is of course not the real Pearl by any means and not meant to be associated with her, I am just a person who likes roleplaying!!!

No NSFW asks please! I might make the occasional joke but I don't want other people to approach me that way.

If there's shipping here it'll be gempearl but whether that happens kinda depends on whether someone makes a gem mailbox account and how they feel about it! If you do I'd love to discuss ^^

Assorted headcanons may also be at play, I'm a fan of Pearl as a moth hybrid and her getting to keep her life series dogs on hermitcraft ^^ this Pearl will also remember everything just as the other affiliated blogs do!

Ok I think that's everything I have to say, enjoy the blog, bye :)

I won't say anything, but I know who.

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

Me too! I have no idea how they managed it, but it's a lot of fun!!

Hello Jimmy, I finally got my mailbox set up and decided to send you something. Hi.

lizzie! hi!