I'm Under The Water Please Help Me

eminem: i lov To smaok weEd and FUCK chicks. when i go to take a PEE it’s a real PISS

ancient wizards soul trapped in a levitating purple orb shaped crystal buried underneath 20 tons of sediment: AUUUUUUUUUGGHRHHHGGHHHH!!!!

TSATS headcannon (spoiler warning!)

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So I keep thinking about how Will mentioned his mom touring around the country and being stuck on a tour bus would be annoying so that got me thinking, has Will ever gone touring with his mom?

Then it sparked a headcannon on how Naomi had to travel around so much for tour or promotion she probably lived with her parents to save money and Will grew up with country style grandparents that probably adored him. His grandpa showed him Star Wars and his grandma probably taught him how to bake.

But mostly Will got a small fear of driving around in a tour bus because of how he attracted monsters, for instance one time they were driving and a buncha monsters started to attack and claw at the bus, causing them to get stuck in the middle of no where for hours until someone stopped by. Or the fact he couldn’t enjoy his moms concert because a monster would be in the audience and ruin the whole show, making Will feel guilty that his moms gotta deal with him.

Will is a total mommas boy but he feels like he ruined his moms life and career since all of the issues come with being a demigod, so he never tells her about any of the stuff that happens at camp nor the quest with Nico. And every year when she asks him to come home for the holidays but he always says how camp needs him or that Chiron said no just to keep her safe.

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Pjo character habits but its things that I do

Jason: draws wolves in class because for the love of the gods he cant do math, but then gets called out on it (based on a true event)

Piper: fixing her hair everytime she sees a mirror/has to check themselves out in any reflection to see if she looks good (Gotta look good)

Frank: binge watching crappy reality tv, or baking shows with Percy (cuz i love jersey shore)

Leo: meowing as a stim (dont judge me)

Percy: putting his hand in any small pocket of water or in fountains; he also prefers cold drinks

Annabeth: keeps buying books but just rereads the same books (yes its fanfic)

Hazel: announcing any animal she sees out loud, sees a bird? “BIRD!”

Nico: hates sweatpants, makes his legs hot and the texture is gross (blame it on the Mediterranean genes)

Will: resting bitch face Ik this man zones out like crazy thinking about dumb shit and everyone thinks hes mad (got asked this one to often)

Grover: keeps the bottle caps/tabs of his drinks (i keep mine in a jar)

I forgot to say I wrote a valgrace fic on here! So if you like modern day streamer au with silly twitch lingo, found family and jason being a dork this the fic to read!!

MY SHAYLA😭😭😭😭😭

I wrote Mama Mia! X PJO fic based around solangelo so enjoy before you cry over TSTATS

Dinluke is so funny for a multitude of reasons

Din just wants to be an npc and do fuck all, but he falls for the galaxy’s most popular twink

Not to mention that he’s also the leader of a group with a centuries old rivalry with the Jedi, but is married to the last one

Don’t even get me started on the power couple dynamics because these two motherfuckers could easily rule the galaxy if they wanted but instead they spend their time raising a weird frog

The Mand’alor and Jedi Master Luke Skywalker are gay married and have a tiny green son who can also fuck you up is a hilarious concept and I love it

We’re slowly going up the Cowboy Mando

Belt here 👀

Fancy boots here

And the Space cowboy enamel pin Kickstarter