Only Gordon Can Roast Just By Eating A Hamburger

STRONGER THAN (THE BOTH OF) YOU.

This recap is legit the whole game and I love it wholeheartedly

last of us 2. short story

Sans: 1, Royal Family: 0

@its-that-guy-again

I find the concept of a short powerful being or cosmic entity funny

Turns out I'm 5 feet tall, I'm fucking short

aint this the fucken truth

there was a brief period of time in lower school when I thought ducks, geese, and swans were essentially different evolutionary forms of the same pokemon

anyways, Looney Tunes’ Instagram declared Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck canon so don’t touch me i’m not normal alright

bunbun

This is another character based off a dream I had, where I was an alien who crash landed on earth. But I disguised myself as a human and made cool human friends and we smoked pot and I showed them that I was actually an alien, but then I was found out and took to a secret base where other dangerous aliens were held and they wanted to know where my spaceship is, but my friends rescued me and we fought off the military members and used the dangerous aliens with our escape. The end