How The FUCK Did They Make That Penguin From Wallace And Gromit Look So Evil Like It’s Literally Just

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

I don’t remember a lot about the lore but is it possible to put the ring in a box???

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

"oh you know him"

Love him... love mr. cool...

No offense but where are the male porn bots

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”