I Know This Is Going To Resonate With Absolutely No One On Here But. Aleksander & Regina Tiedemann? THE

i know this is going to resonate with absolutely no one on here but. aleksander & regina tiedemann? THE dark couple and THE straight side tv couple of all time. from the second they meet I mean. this clearly unwell greasy dude just materializes out of the woods while she’s getting bullied. he is like 16. he is very clearly bleeding. he PULLS OUT A GUN to scare off her bullies. why? he might be a criminal but he’s also just Nice, I guess, as well as a walking advertisement for wattpad. good for him. then just as you think they’re gonna have him say something obnoxiously cool he just stares at her awkwardly and then proceeds to collapse in a pool of his own blood. and timid little Regina god bless instead of rightfully freaking the fuck out and turning tail just takes one look at this motherfucker’s stupid big blue bambi eyes and chill lovey-dovey disposition (whether that’s directly related to the blood loss is still unclear at this point) and is like “don’t worry<3 i have bandages<3 and my mom’s not home<333”. and then they proceed to unequivocally love each other and powercouple through the Horrors for the next 33 years while also lying to everyone around them. and are somehow STILL the healthiest most wholesome couple in this whole nightmare of a town. definition of matching each other’s freak. A++ straight people rep