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The Batcave has a “Do Not Talk To Me” couch. It’s sacred. It’s unspoken. It’s real.

okay so. picture this:

the batcave has one couch. it's in the corner. it’s hideous. it’s like beige or green or something equally offensive to every one of their aesthetics. no one likes the couch.

and that is exactly why it became sacred.

because one night jason just. drops onto it. full gear. bleeding. absolutely done with life. says nothing. doesn’t even take off the helmet. sits there in silence for 3 hours and then leaves.

next week tim uses it. sits there post-mission. face in hands. someone tries to ask if he’s okay and jason throws a batarang at them.

and thus it began.

Rules of the Do Not Talk To Me Couch:

You sit there? No one speaks to you.

You cry? No you didn’t.

You eat cold noodles off your chest at 4 a.m.? That’s sacred time.

If someone tries to comfort you? They are excommunicated for 12 hours.

Dick (sitting on the couch):

Damian: Grayson, are you—

Jason (from across the cave): HE’S ON THE COUCH.

Jason: I don’t make the rules.

Steph: You LITERALLY made the rules.

Jason: And I am the defender of the rules. There’s a difference.

one time damian storms in. covered in blood. absolutely furious. 10/10 rage goblin energy. throws his sword. marches to the couch. sits. arms crossed. steaming.

tim takes one look at him and goes: “i’m making tea.”

jason: “that’s acceptable. tea is allowed. talking is not.”

bonus:

once bruce sits on it.

and the ENTIRE CAVE goes silent.

tim literally freezes mid-typing. cass stops mid-flip. jason just mutters “oh shit.”

they all leave. immediately.

the couch is not ready for bruce.

extra bonus:

alfred vacuums around the couch. never says a word. leaves snacks in a silent offering. once placed a weighted blanket gently on jason’s shoulder. that’s different. he’s allowed.

Someone remind me to do this

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Yin Yu Appreciation Week

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1. Sunday 6th/Day One: “Work”

•First Day|Day Off|Management

2. Monday 7th/Day Two: “Modern AU”

•Band|Roommates|Coffee Shop

3. Tuesday 8th/Day Three: “Hurt/Comfort”

•Injury|Soup|Panic-Attack

4. Wednesday 9th/Day Four: “Shipping”

•Experiment|Puppy|Hair-brushing

5. Thursday 10th/Day Five: “Angst”

•Lonely|Lying|Scars

6. Friday 11th/Day Six: “Cliche Tropes”

•Genderbend|Kids|One Bed

7. Saturday 12th/Day Seven: “Happy Endings”

•Holiday|Belonging|Friends

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So how are we feeling everyone

SKK BORBS I LOVE THEM

Borbs

Hualian art

And this which uh technically counts(?) as hualian art because of the reference I used but at the time I didn't know what it was so uh idk

Aforementioned reference image

I don't know the original artist of this I found it on Pinterest

Heaven official's blessing has me in a chokehold right now so here's the 3 ghost kings (and Qi Rong)

Might color this later but it's like this for now

And here's the sketches cause why not

Chaotic arcane commentary

Episode 9

This show is insane and I LOVE it