There's Only One You Prompt Meme - Dallas Stars Edition

do not. ask me how I came up with this plot idea

Historical fiction. Kirill is a soldier in a war, and after some things go wrong, he gets stuck in the tents of soldiers who are injured and sick. A member of the clergy tells him to keep them company and listen to their stories. He sits beside a teenager who's dying, someone he's seen a few times in the past months but never really got to know. He doesn't even know his name. The teen (who speaks in broken Russian) asks Kirill to write a letter to his uncle. Kirill is half worried whoever his uncle is won't understand Cyrillic, but he does so anyway.

The letter travels all the way to Norway, where the uncle, Mats, finds it in his mailbox one morning. He speaks a little Russian, but knows nothing about Cyrillic. So first he finds someone who can translate it in his village, but when he does they can't fully read it. They tell him it's about his nephew and that another soldier wrote this letter for him. It has his name and troop number. Mats can mentally put the pieces together, but he wants to know what the rest of the letter says. Not just that, he wants to meet the soldier who was with his nephew in his dying moment.

And so he sets forth on a journey, traveling between countries, to puzzle together who this soldier may be and where he can find him. And well... when you learn so much from others about a single person, and you spend months of your life searching for him, sometimes it's hard not to fall in love with him, right?

I honestly had such a hard time picking just one for the "first male victim of misogyny" category. I ended up going with mcdavo purely because of how the media is questioning his "biological clock." Like leave the tortured boy alone! But also side note isnt that such an alpha/beta/omega AU type thing for them to say!

YESSS I still cannot get over the conversation about Davo’s biological clock, or the fact that it keeps coming back up! For goodness’s sake, his hockey ovaries aren’t completely shriveled and useless yet. Media is completely hinged in the way they talk about him, I swear

hey did you guys know when I first heard of hockey fanfiction, I thought it meant fans re-writing games how they wish they went

Okay so I’ve been thinking about Omegaverse biology and how alpha females have internal testes which would mean that their sperm is being subjected to constant heat damage which necessities that there is some physiological mechanism to prevent that from happening. Enter: the hot testicle hypothesis! Large mammals with internal testes like elephants have ramped up their DNA repair systems to compensate for their sperm being constantly damaged by their body heat. As a result, they have exceptionally lower rates of cancer overall bc of the whole DNA repair thing. Anyway this is a long winded way of saying that in Omegaverse, alpha females probably have lower rates of cancer.

I need u to know I would 100% have included hot testicle hypothesis in my last video if you had told me this last week

well. can I offer you some somnophilia and cockwarming during these trying, one-point times?

Sid felt instinctively that they couldn't lose this game and win the series. Coming back down from three hadn't happened since the Red Wings did it in 1945. But there was no more time to review tape or practice or make new plays.  There was only time for faith. “Geno,” Sid barked, and the room quieted down a little, attention swiveling towards them.

Part two of Omega Boys Are Sweetest is up! Link is here.

Summary:

Jack Hughes has always known one thing—he wants a big family. And it’s more than just being omega; he’s meant to be a dad.

Lawson Crouse knows one thing, too. He loves Jack with all his heart and wants to give him everything he’s dreaming of. But when Jack gets knocked up a few months into their new relationship (oops), their happily- ever-after grows a lot more complicated.

This story takes place against the backdrop of events in Hockey Boys are Shameless, but can also stand on its own.

captain catboy & his puppyboy 1OA

Chris Kreider

Postgame 05.16.24

just gonna leave you two alone

who’s god damn dildo is that