The Last Jedi Director’s Cut

this is one of the best visual representations of classical music i’ve ever seen

if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow lady hamster i would say ‘are you from amsterdam because hamster, DAMN!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck

'The minister got up and said, 'Today I want to talk to you about sex.' And he took a red rose and he smelled it and showed how pretty it was and he threw it out into the crowd, and said, 'Everybody, smell this…touch it, I want you to see the texture in it.' and then he began one of the worst, most horrific handlings of what sex is and what sex isn't I have ever sat through. It was fear-mongering at its best. And then as it wraps up, he goes 'Where's my rose?' The rose is completely jacked up, it's broken…and he lifts it up and his point is to hold up that rose and go, 'Now who would want this? Who would want this rose?' And I remember feeling real, legitimate anger, and it was all i could do to not scream out, 'Jesus wants the rose!'

me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-

me: oh

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

Every time there is a fucking snail post on my dash I’m unfollowing who reblogged it and blocking the post

when kirby steals your powers in smash

i’m sorry he what