All U In 2017 Meanwhile Dis Man In 2019

opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century

how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing

Some people think it’s perfectly acceptable to have a normal conversation with sfw blogs on this site whilst having fully-loaded furry dicks on their blogs. It’s not.

x-men’s inherent flaw in its storytelling is that it always has mutants with useful powers telling mutants with actual curses to be proud of their powers 

“you should embrace your gifts” says Orgasm Dude, the dude with the power to give anyone an orgasm

“yeah thanks” says Will Explode If He Gets A Boner Man 

the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

hello my name is pobular internet artist

here is my portfolio

I’m surprised no one ever noticed this Lucina Easter Egg earlier.

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Mind blown 😂