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today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

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technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I saw one of my local gyms was trying to get an all eeveelutions gym, so I’m like ‘cool’ and toss my Umbreon in, but when I went to check on the gym later to see if someone added the Flareon and Eevee we needed I saw this

Look at him! Of course he’s part of the Eevee family look at his ears. Nope nothing suspicious here, not at all.

I was pretty much indestructible as a baby but there was a nursary rhyme vhs tape my mom used to play for me and there was one at the end with a creepy marionette that would freak me out and id have to cover my eyes and ears until it was over but one time i walked in from the kitchen after getting my juice and it came on and i freaked out because i knew what was coming and i panicked and ran away but i ended up sprinting straight into the wall leaving a toddlers head sized hole in the drywall and i had to go to the doctor

FIVE OF THEM

FIVE DIFFERENT JULIANS

DM:  “The orc captain fires his bow, and…that’s a hit.  And he rushes, and…hit.  And, bonus move, and…oh jeez that’s a *big* hit.  I’m sorry, man.”

Player, sadly pulling out a fresh character sheet:   “Eh, it’s alright.  I guess in the next act y'all are gonna meet Boromir’s brother Faramir.”

This video, hands down, was not filmed on this plain of reality

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

boy: wow the moon looks beautiful tonight

me: um…wow 😂 tell that whore she can have u. 👋 bye ugly 😂 hope she was worth it

controversial: dumbledore would’ve made the right decision taking the 1991-1992 house cup away from slytherin even if harry and co. hadn’t saved the school and stopped voldemort from returning to power