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We’re stronger than hurricane Irma

god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys 

I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink tequila, blue or otherwise, so I grabbed a piece of bread from the basket on the table and just tapped it against people’s glasses like it was a legitimate beverage instead of a wheat byproduct 

and one of my friends was like ‘ho what in god’s name are you doing’ 

and I didn’t know how to say I would rather slice of my own foot than drink tequila so I just held my bread up and said ‘I’m toasting’ 

and in that moment I felt my soul descend directly into the eighteenth circle of hell

tried to make my old gemsona in the gemsona creator and inevitably failed

Actual Disney prince Lee Pace (x)

from Companions of Deadfire by Penett Penett

#he said it#he said the thing

the japanese dub of ragnarok is one of my favorite things