Continued from [ X ] @lordofthestrix
Just the way that this man spoke was incredibly amusing for Katherine. She had only ever had a brief taste of high society at best, a little socialite under the Mikaelson wing, and he really embodied her entire experience with them. More so that Elijah, even. It must be his cadence, it differed from the suited original's.
More dramatic, which makes sense, considering he collects tales apparently. And he spoke of the tale of Katerina Petrova like it was one of his favourite bed time stories of all time.
She cant help the very subtle smirk that crosses her features as he speaks of his enjoyment regarding the rumours of her. It's always nice to meet a fan after all. Especially one that hates Klaus. It sounds like almost as much as she does.
The smirk only grows wider as he goes on. Finally an older vampire that recognizes just how bad ass she is. God how it must have stung for Klaus to know that a human girl outsmarted him and completely derailed his ritual plans by turning herself. Katherine is honestly the best.
Still she remained quiet as he spoke, she could interrupt, but she was being praised so why stop a good thing when she could listen to it for hours? Another little part of it was she was and always will be partially in that little peasant girl mindset. Quiet at a table of her betters, it wasn't something Katherine actively noticed, if she did she would put a stop to it right away. However she was rarely in a situation like this, with someone she didnt see herself equal or superior to. He probably noticed, but she didn't. Remaining quiet till she was directly prompted for an answer.
"Well I've got to admit, in all my years of being treated, your reasoning truly beats whatever shallow reasons men have had in the past." She gave him a little wink just to solidify her thinly hidded insinuation of their motives.
Speaking of the suit, she is not quick enough to hide the raise in her brows upon hearing his sire. Katherine leaned forward resting her forearms on the table, intrigued, a smile on her lips born of surprise and interest.
"You are Elijahs first sire...?" Realistically, she knew Elijah must have Sired a lot of vampires, a thousand years is a long time and all of them came from one of the 5..6....28 Mikaelsons right? Still it was so weird to think about. What was so special about this man that Elijah thought he deserved eternity...?
Riding the high of new and incredibly interesting information, Katherine smiled at the waitress, and addressed her with the same confidence she had walked in with.
"Blackened alligator, roasted red potatoes, and a glass of B plus."
It was wine, but given that this was a vampire themed cafe, they had clever names for everything. Plus she really liked Sangria.
Toga: “Hey, Y/n?”
Y/n: “What is it this time Toga?”
Toga: “I got a question to ask you?” 
Y/n: “what is it?”
Toga: “what’s the difference between a hero and a villain?”
Y/n: “Easy, A villain will spend more time with their significant other, than a hero could, BECAUSE….. a hero would sacrifice you for the greater good, BUT. The villain would sacrifice the world to save you.”
Dabi: “Damn, Y/n who hurt you?”😨

[At breakfast]
Wanda: How did the date go?
Y/N: I bet Yelena was really enjoying her time with you.
Kate: [frowns] She wouldn't even kiss me.
Y/N: Nice girls don't kiss on the first date, Kate. Wanda wouldn't kiss me until our third date.
Wanda: ...
Y/N: It made the sex on the first two dates very impersonal.
Wanda: [chokes on her coffee]
Kate: [stares at Y/N in shock]
🩷🩷🩷🩷
Taemin + text posts (pt. 1/2)
bonus:
Giran: once In when i was a young man I tried to rob this preppy kid on their way to school but before I could even get a threat out they told me ‘please don’t hesitate’ and I was so agasp that this eight-year-old just asked me to kill them outright that I ran off into an alleyway and cried-
Convenience!Y/n:...
Convenience!Y/n: omg wait that was me!!! :D
Part 4 of :
"What could've been"
-A photo that was never taken pt.2-
Person A: “I thought you were my friend, don’t you care about me at all?”
Person B: “Friends don’t try to use emotional blackmail on each other, every time things aren’t going their way.”
Person A: “That’s not what I-”
Person B: “It is, and I’m done letting you force me into things I’m not comfortable with by constantly weaponizing my feelings.”
Natasha, to Kate and Yelena: So, you two got kicked out of the movies. What for?
Yelena: We were yelling diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
Person A: “Alright, who was insane enough to leave you with their kid?”
Person B: “This is my kid.”
Person A: “….You’re shitting me.”
Natasha: May I buy you a drink?
Y/N: Alcohol is bad for my legs.
Natasha: Do they swell?
Y/N: No, they spread.