Medical Report For Soldier

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Ms. Pauling: *pulling on her hair in anxiety* I am officially screwed.

Scout: Hey, don't sweat it! There's one more way I could stall.

*jump cuts to the Administrator’s hospital room*

Scout: And now, shadow puppet theatre! *poses his hands* Arf, arf! I'm a dog!

The Administrator: *scoffs* Lame.

Scout: Come on, I'm just getting started. *hollers* Team, places!

The Mercs: *all charge in and pose in complicated patterns*

Soldier: *narrating* Pearl Harbor, December 7th, 1941…

*shadows of military ships, in different sizes and positions, project onto the wall*

Soldier: It started as a peaceful day, and then... BAM! Aggression from the Japanese!

Demo: This is totally unexpected!

*shadows of airplanes fly past, bombing the ships*

The Administrator: *in genuine shock, the ash of her cigarette falling to the floor*

Demo: *imitating explosions*

*the shadow of a giant alligator crawls onto the screen, nom-ing on a battleship*

Pyro: *muffled mooing noises and giggles*

Scout: PYRO! There were no alligators at Pearl Harbor… probably.

Pyro: *muffled whine* Battleships are so boring...

Scout: Back to work!

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I'm still trying to figure out the best formatting, also sorry this took so long. Feel free to criticize or offer some suggestions on how to make this read better

-Cai

Medical report for Soldier

Performed and written by medic

Patient name: Jane Doe

Next of kin: a bunch of racoons, Marasmus

Condition: ill

Soldier is acting odd and his body has some changes from his usual condition.

He's veins are slowly turning purple and are much more visible than usual.

He has developed some lumps all over his body, I am planning on preforming a biopsy to see if they are cancerous.

He is acting very unusual, more unusual than he usually is.

Will update when having more information on the condition of the patient.

-Medic

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Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)

U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)

Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.

LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564

Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡

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Merry smissmas!!

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Progress report for prior report

F. Pauling

Scout; ill

Scout's mother came out from Boston to see her son

It took some time for her to get to new mexico. Scout has only gotten worse over that time, he has started puking up his stomach acids due to him refusing to eat. Spy and Scout's mother (Charlotte Maria Jones) spoke to each other about his condition. Soldier has been acting up recently, more than before at least. He seems to be staring at walls and into space more and more. Demo has tried to get him to see medic but when they start getting close to medbay he starts shaking his head and muttering something about the brightness of light. Heavy has been making food for everyone from the recipes his mother and sisters sent back, it's excellent and we are all very thankful. Sniper has also gotten in contact with his parents for advice and is trying to help however he can.

Everyone else is trying to busy themselves, I personally have brought my paperwork to the base in case of emergencies.

End of report.