A weekly habit
(Dying robotniks hair black for sm1)
This is also one of my friends. Unfortunately /lh ily motherfucker but this is gonna be a wild social experiment lmao
@arsonvoid
One of my friends is endeavoring to become a human-run pornbot blog.
I encourage you to block him while you can /friendly /but seriously save yourselves /he's a chronic illness of a blogger
You know what? Screw you! *jayviks your stobotnik*
Listen........ I know the "autistic mad scientist with a special interest in robots" trope is getting old, BUT........
That motherfucker makes bzzzt noises in random places and has "dance breaks" there's no way around that
Genuinely, and I need you to understand how genuine I'm being, I could actually write an entire essay on how Robotnik being autistic changes and deepens his character so much and makes him one of if not the most compelling characters I've been privy to!!!! He's so!!!!!!!!! Ugh I need a hobby
Owner of a lonely heart Much better than an owner of a broken heart
I, PeriPerson, shuffle onto the stage and awkwardly tap the mic. The crowd recoils as it rings for a moment. I clear my throat.
“It’s my three year anniversary of posting on ao3,” I say. I am met with silence.
“Didn’t you only post five fics last year?” someone asks from the audience.
I desperately try to change the subject by going into a heartfelt speech about how much JRWI means to me and how Riptide changed me, both as a writer and as a person. The crowd doesn’t take the bait. They’re getting restless. They demand to know why I barely write anymore.
“I graduated high school and started college this year,” I plead. “It’s been a busy time fore me.”
This does not satiate them either. They’re getting closer to the stage now; it’s the make or break moment.
“You wanna see Chip and Gillion making out?”
Silence once again falls over the room. Then, deafening cheering. I bow as roses are tossed on stage. The crowd picks me up and carries through the streets on a throne. I realize the streets are actually a tumblr blog. I have a tumblr account now.
Since im definitely not gonna finish this... Imma just post my unhinged WhipStone/Stobotnik comic idea I was cooking up at like 4am cuz I couldnt sleep...
So like... My idea was Stone just goes back working at the coffee shop in Green Hills like nothing happened but hes in stray cat mode and Wade decides to take it upon himself to try and befriend him... cuz while everyone else is cool to just let Stone work there cuz he makes really good coffee no one has actually forgot he was Robotniks henchman so they dont really fuck with him like that.
Wade is too dumb-dog coded to take any hints at all.
Misc scattered scene ideas that I was cookin up ...
Anyways itd be endgame Stobotnik cuz I am who I am.