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Wu is the news reporter

Area 51 raid AU

“Let’s do this, they can’t stop all of us!”- Jay, Tox, Chamille, Samukai, Iron Baron, Ghoultar, Soul Archer, Jet Jack

“They absolutely can stop all of you.”- Nya, Misako, Wu, Kozu, Borg, Ray, Maya, Bansha, Mr. E, Clouse, Echo Zane

“If we Naruto run we can dodge the bullets.”- Dareth, Kai, Chen, Nadakhan, Ed, Edna, Ultra Violet, Muzzle

“Have fun dying lol”- Ronin, Krux, Skylor, Neuro, Scales, Pythor, Yang, Dogshank, Fenwick, Machia

Actully goes- Pixal, Zane, Cole, Morro, Acronix, Harumi, Scales Jr., Flintlocke, Faith

Gets in- Lloyd, Garmadon, Shadow

Garmadon: you know what we always say

Lloyd: be gay do crime

Misako: no

Garmadon: yes

The lumity show

Lloyd: mom, how do I get revenge on someone?

Misako: well, you see, the best revenge is forgiving and living your life to the fullest-

Lloyd: dad, how do I-

Garmadon: brick

You once made a promise to yourself: if you ever met a time traveler, it wouldn't be a big deal. You’d tell them the date, the most important political conflict, a recent technology, and send them on their way. You now encounter a time traveler nearly every week.

Wake me up-

INSIDE- Kai, Cole, Harumi, UltraViolet, Chamille, Tox, Dogshank, Bansha, Garmadon, Iron Baron, Faith, Acronix, Ray

(Can’t wake up)- Mr. E, Clouse, Shadow, Neuro, Flintlocke, Ronin, Machia, Pythor

When September ends- Zane, Nya, Skylor, Morro, Soul Archer, Wu, Nadakhan, Yang, Krux, Pixal, Maya

before you go go- Jay, Misako, Chen, Dareth, Ghoultar, Karlof, Cyrus Borg, Scales, Scales Jr., Lloyd, Echo Zane, Ed, Edna

Garmadon: Yeeted

Wu: yote

Garmadon: yeeted

Wu: yote

The first spinjitzu master: please I just want to know who threw Wu’s sword over the wall

Kai: I wasn’t hurt that bad. Pixal said all the bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.

Ninjago as things I’ve said

Mystaké: bro why do we pay sales tax like how much is this thing? Five dollars? Aight I got a five I can buy this right? Nah man you forgot to calculate the surprise money

Kai: y’all be afraid to moan in your girls ear while I be there like *iphone alarm*

Jay: is ingedtly a valid word

Cole: what if we hid in the bathroom to skip the pep rally (and we were both boys)

Nya: principal makes a dollar, teachers make a dime, I write fanfiction on educational time

(Misako: you’re all 14 or older if you don’t know what your allergic to and how to avoid it.. it’s just...)

Garmadon: natural selection.

Tox: high energy people early in the morning? Where you find all this extra hyper at 6am tf