Every So Often I Remember This App Exists

“My babysitter asked me where I was going. I replied, ‘to smoke weed!’ So she laughed and said ‘good one. Have fun!’ Then I left to go smoke weed.

-Kai, probably

Jay has a tik tok but denies it even though he follows all of the other ninja and posts regularly

Change my mind

Garmadon: SEVEN MONTHS

Chen: what’s wrong?

Garmadon: CLOUSE SAT BACK AND WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT FOR SEVEN DAMN MONTHS

Misako: we usually call these events “traumatic incidents”, not “bruh moments” or “big Ls”

Wake me up-

INSIDE- Kai, Cole, Harumi, UltraViolet, Chamille, Tox, Dogshank, Bansha, Garmadon, Iron Baron, Faith, Acronix, Ray

(Can’t wake up)- Mr. E, Clouse, Shadow, Neuro, Flintlocke, Ronin, Machia, Pythor

When September ends- Zane, Nya, Skylor, Morro, Soul Archer, Wu, Nadakhan, Yang, Krux, Pixal, Maya

before you go go- Jay, Misako, Chen, Dareth, Ghoultar, Karlof, Cyrus Borg, Scales, Scales Jr., Lloyd, Echo Zane, Ed, Edna

Kai: I wasn’t hurt that bad. Pixal said all the bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.

Garmadon: you know what we always say

Lloyd: be gay do crime

Misako: no

Garmadon: yes

Wu: release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind :)

Lloyd, screaming:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes